Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[chippy1722]

A big leap of faith to say there are worse teams.

Only really Bournemouth if we are honest.

Three games in you can’t judge anything, our three performances have been better than a lot of the last half of last season and we stayed up then.
People definitely going way over the top on here.
We definitely need a striker but even if we don’t I don’t think we will go down, if it came to it Frank would have to cut some loans short.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

so we aren’t signing anybody before the weekends game AGAIN

ffs it’s beyond a joke how we are run

Don't worry Matty, it is all a PSYOP ruse. The planned deals are almost done.

Before the window closes Frank will be sending out this retro formation as a throwback to the 80s UTFCOYTB!

 

[GoldenToffee]

Clubs signing players right, left and centre, meanwhile Everton are putting videos out on social media asking players which bands they'd like to see at a festival. It almost like they're trolling us at this stage.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

If it stays the same, tell me who is scoring our goals and roughly how many each. Love my club but for the life of me can't see us scoring no where enough.

DCL is not dead yet, midfield will chip in all over including Gordon, with a few from defenders.

i chose to believe that we will get enough. If we create chances we will score goals

 

[Kris75]

Any news lads? We still mulling over thinking about making a proposal for someone?

Unfortunately I don't think people are joking about this anymore, we're in full panic mode it seems. ?

 

[mahermi1]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is not dead yet, midfield will chip in all over including Gordon, with a few from defenders.

i chose to believe that we will get enough. If we create chances we will score goals

OK I find it hard to believe, but I hope your right and I'm horribly wrong.

 

[Hellerad]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is not dead yet, midfield will chip in all over including Gordon, with a few from defenders.

i chose to believe that we will get enough. If we create chances we will score goals

Thought you were off to Spurs

 

[Bob Latchford]

It seems her game too needs an URGENT campaign on GOT with these prowling cavemen allowed to thrash their simple thoughts into a community for ALL. Disgusting.

Hopefully Everton sign someone soon mate.

I say all men, women and children all ethnicity’s, so on and so forth should be equally miserable in the following of this great club.

The knuckle draggers need woke….

Hopefully we sign someone very soon so we can move on and put this behind us.

 

[hallamblue]

Three games in you can’t judge anything, our three performances have been better than a lot of the last half of last season and we stayed up then.
People definitely going way over the top on here.
We definitely need a striker but even if we don’t I don’t think we will go down, if it came to it Frank would have to cut some loans short.

We can't score and none of our players apart from DCL have any scoring pedigree. We are almost certainly going down unless we sign forwards or DCL stays fit and scores 20 goals in the league.

 

[Bluestar]

so we aren’t signing anybody before the weekends game AGAIN

ffs it’s beyond a joke how we are run

No signings until Gordon has gone. However, we’re probably putting the deals in place for deals before he goes.

I don’t think Thelwell and Lampard are to blame for this summer. They have been led an utter mess. Basically you are blaming them for not being able to polish a turd.

 

[irishtony1878]

Don't worry Matty, it is all a PSYOP ruse. The planned deals are almost done.

Before the window closes Frank will be sending out this retro formation as a throwback to the 80s UTFCOYTB!

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I would be worried sick if that line up was what we relied on for this season.
That midfield would struggle in the conference.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Clubs signing players right, left and centre, meanwhile Everton are putting videos out on social media asking players which bands they'd like to see at a festival. It almost like they're trolling us at this stage.

Who is signing who apart from Isak?

 

[Bob Latchford]

so we aren’t signing anybody before the weekends game AGAIN

ffs it’s beyond a joke how we are run

They’re doing it to wind you up mate.

 

[Peter The Dog]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is not dead yet

he might just as well be.

i don't think we'll ever get a full season out of him.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

I would be worried sick if that line up was what we relied on for this season.
That midfield would struggle in the conference.

Its a top six set up that.