Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Zatara]

I'm bored so I'm sharing this wham ITK's tweet because it encourages me that we might be looking n the French market.

Sangare plays for PSV...and Ivory Coast.

Fofana plays for Lens...and Ivory Coast

Onana plays for Lille...and Belgium



What is this 'French market'

The players are all good but you'd have to go with Onana for the potential. Plus he wont be involved in ACON.

Sangare would also be a welcome addition at still only 24. But a bitter pill as we should have signed him for £8mil.

 

[The Binman]

Isn't he the lead singer of Korn?

Or isn’t he that unfunny whopper comedian on the idiot box?

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Or isn’t he that unfunny whopper comedian on the idiot box?

That doesn't narrow it down. Its hard to find a funny comedian on telly.

 

[ricer10]

Jonathan David anyone?

Definitely ( but I’m Canadian and I doubt we could afford him now ! )

 

[billyblue80]

Sangare plays for PSV...and Ivory Coast.

Fofana plays for Lens...and Ivory Coast

Onana plays for Lille...and Belgium



What is this 'French market'

The players are all good but you'd have to go with Onana for the potential. Plus he wont be involved in ACON.

Sangare would also be a welcome addition at still only 24. But a bitter pill as we should have signed him for £8mil.

Fair enough two do play in France? And that's what I meant players in that league

 

[TheBigIguana]

Fair enough two do play in France? And that's what I meant players in that league

And Sangare came from France too. It was obvious what you meant but Zat

 

[billyblue80]

I’m imagining our negotiating is going like this:

“Hi it’s Kev from Everton we’re looking at [insert players name here]”

“Oh we weren’t expecting to hear from you! That’s great, he wants to move and we’d like him gone too we’re thinking of a price in the range of arou-“

“So we’re not looking to pay”

“Oh, you mean like a loan? Well I’m su-“

“No we want to bring the player in without paying and maybe you could cover the wages as well I think they’ve hung up, yeah they’ve hung up”

I think its more like

"Hi Kev here from Everton, can we pay for(insert player name)with 5m up front and the rest on the drip over ten years please?"

Other club: Phone goes dead.

 

[Zatara]

Fair enough two do play in France? And that's what I meant players in that league

Not a swipe at you...more that the twitter post was a little off though im just waking up lol

Apparently we were in for Onana but hes too expensive.

Literally the exact profile of what we need.

 

[billyblue80]

Not a swipe at you...more that the twitter post was a little off though im just waking up lol

Apparently we were in for Onana but hes too expensive.

Literally the exact profile of what we need.

I mean some of the names might be nonsense, I am just trying to keep myself hoping we are trying for players in that mould...

 

[Jeff Jones]

Is Everton really short of funds or is it FFP that's the problem?

 

[Goat]

Is Everton really short of funds or is it FFP that's the problem?

I think its safe to say that at this point nobody really knows what the hell is going on.

 

[Nymzee]

Jonathan David anyone?

Where’s the money coming from

 

[RomanReigns]

Where’s the money coming from

Just the casual 100 mil from richarlison, Gomes and Kean

 

[Nymzee]

Just the casual 100 mil from richarlison, Gomes and Kean

Yes, we seem very much in a position to spend after Richy’s sale.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Is Everton really short of funds or is it FFP that's the problem?

Mosh's front man is gone and we very much in a FFP hole