Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[ProZ]

Just not a Gary.

Only on matchday

 

[Eggs]

Here's McNeil, finding himself in a good position, he could slide in Maupay - has he overhit the pass there? - Maupay's forced wide, but he's got a strong mentality so he's driving in on goal. Just the keeper to beat, he must score! NO! Off the bar! Here's Adams on the rebound ... how has he missed from there? His hard work got him the chance, but he's fluffed it. That is a shocker.

…Rondon will have blown a gasket on the half-way line.

 

[JamesEFC]

Even If Dele and Gordon go, and by some minor miracle we get in 4 forwards in whatever combination (2 forwards, a winger, creative mid for example), we’re basically trying to bed in a new team and gel it 5 games into a season in which we’ll be massively off the pace and likely in the bottom 3.

 

[Jcr1878]

It’s gonna be a surreal, crazy few weeks, and I can’t wait for it all

 

[Gooserton88]

Pickford

Holgate Coady Tarkowski

Patterson Gana Onana Mykolenko

Iwobi Rondon Gray

Didn't FL say Onana was fit for a full match? Pretty much our entire midfield has some kind of knock.

 

[kenada_blue]

Pickford

Patterson
Holgate
Coads Master General
Tarky Tarks
Mickey Lenko

Onananananana
Gananananana
Iwobes

Maupay
Che Che

What a team!

Maupay has gone to Forest I think bud

 

[ProZ]

Gomes better start packing his bags too

Doesn't need to, I can do that for him if he likes.

 

[malfosse]

I'm going with the round one today Bungle

You have children's tv shows mixed up there Sue, Bungle was from Rainbow and the 3 different shaped windows were from Playschool. That is unless you meant @Bungle. lol That's one poster you wouldn't want staring through your window.

 

[Gooserton88]

….I hear the links to the likes of Maupay but how positive it would be if we bring in a striker with the same profile as Onana. It would really be a statement of things to come from the Lampard/Thelwell partnership.

There is a young striker out of Italy that fits that profile.

 

[nonstripdzebra]

Gordon and dele out would mean 4 attackers needing to come in for me. That is an awful lot to do in 2 weeks.

Lets be honest, the goals and assists that both will provide objectively can probably be made up by just a single average addition. Numbers in a squad matter but these are the positions of depth on the squad for starters, and second aren't really the difference makers in solving the main issues presently.

If they got rid of both, it's not hard to imagine they wouldnt reinvest in this same window.

 

[ProZ]

Here's McNeil, finding himself in a good position, he could slide in Maupay - has he overhit the pass there? - Maupay's forced wide, but he's got a strong mentality so he's driving in on goal. Just the keeper to beat, he must score! NO! Off the bar! Here's Adams on the rebound ... how has he missed from there? His hard work got him the chance, but he's fluffed it. That is a shocker.

Goal kick off the restart, corner for (insert team of your liking here), whipped in, oh can you believe it - it's a Keane own goal, the boo's ring out.

 

[Mr Happy]

Bad: of poor quality or a low standard.

I mean stop beating around the bush: tell me why Maupay and Adams are good players compared not to Everton but to the whole of the PL

If they were coming from La Liga or Bundesliga then nobody cares. Take the lad Guirassy for example. Nobody ever heard of him but willing to go with it. No EPL experience in arguably the hardest league in World Football for strikers, unlike Maupay and Adams. I agree both aren't marquee but we are where we are. We needs strikers and beggars can't be choosers.

 

[TheBigIguana]

If they were coming from La Liga or Bundesliga then nobody cares. Take the lad Guirassy for example. Nobody ever heard of him but willing to go with it. No EPL experience in arguably the hardest league in World Football for strikers, unlike Maupay and Adams. I agree both aren't marquee but we are where we are. We needs strikers and beggars can't be choosers.

It could be because Guirassy scores a goal every 100 minutes or so in France

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Even If Dele and Gordon go, and by some minor miracle we get in 4 forwards in whatever combination (2 forwards, a winger, creative mid for example), we’re basically trying to bed in a new team and gel it 5 games into a season in which we’ll be massively off the pace and likely in the bottom 3.

Needs doing though.

 

[Lanolin]

Lets be honest, the goals and assists that both will provide objectively can probably be made up by just a single average addition. Numbers in a squad matter but these are the positions of depth on the squad for starters, and second aren't really the difference makers in solving the main issues presently.

If they got rid of both, it's not hard to imagine they would reinvest in this same window.

It would leave a team that plays 3 attackers from the start with 4 attacking players in the squad. Even our best youngsters aren’t options. We would need 3 more minimum in my opinion.