Everton Summer transfers 2021

[windymiller]

Well you should know FFS xxx

Have you been stalking me? How do you know I work at the balloon deflation yard? Appreciate the xxx though, hun.

 

[windymiller]

I'm quite worried that the first game of the season we are missing Richarlison, Siggy and Calvewrt Lewin.

Where do the goals come from?

Coleman and Iwobi.

 

[mahermi1]

I'm quite worried that the first game of the season we are missing Richarlison, Siggy and Calvewrt Lewin.

Where do the goals come from?

Southampton...

 

[marnie]

Have you been stalking me? How do you know I work at the balloon deflation yard? Appreciate the xxx though, hun.

I meant your username xxx

 

[windymiller]

I meant your username xxx

Gotcha xox

 

[marnie]

Gotcha xox

Been a long day mate for me x

 

[Wat Tyler]

Liquidate this football club immediately



They want to sell James to get Rondon in.

Delete the club. Delete it.

 

[mahermi1]

Southampton...

Just joking were going to stuff them...0-0

lol 3-0 Townsend is going to stop hitting the bar and score the first, Doucoure and Rodriguez.

 

[mahermi1]

Liquidate this football club immediately



They want to sell James to get Rondon in.

Delete the club. Delete it.

Delete the Toffee blues instead matey.

 

[billyblue80]

Is there a way to capture the sound of air evacuating a balloon in words?

A fart

 

[ToffeeTim]

If we start against Southampton with

Pickford
Coleman - Godfrey - Keane - Digne
Allan - Doucoure - James
Kean - DCL - Gray

Id say that's a slight improvement from last season

That side is being absolutely destroyed in midfield. We arent good enough to play a front 3 and James. Who is going to win the ball back?

 

[Mark barnett]

Expect us to sign londtstaff and rondon as we are slowly turning into Newcastle with less money

 

[Daytripper]

A fart

Whilst sitting on a gym mat

 

[windymiller]

A fart

How long are yours?!

 

[AmericanBlue]

Longstaff for Davies?

Get real, Davies will retire at Everton.