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Please check with me for Blammo criteria
You can just imagine DCL, Davies, Godfrey and Holgate all having lunch together round a table and JJK comes over and pulls up a chair, tries to get it in a tiny space between two of them to sit down. Then they ask him to grab a water, then some food, then another drink, go grab a different pair of trainers for them etc.
And then goes to Wigan Pier at the weekend and shows several very bored ladies that he plays for Everton, honest, here's my name on the club website