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Ashtonian
Banned on request
Price is right i'd definitely be happy with him.
Wont it depend on what you know?
If you are genuine you will be hounded off the site and called a WUM from the usual suspects, that's why there are none left, even @jinkyali hasn't contributed news for a while
John Osters Love Child
Player Valuation: £6m
The mutant offspring of David Sullivan has just tweeted that those cheeky cockney's have signed Feghouli now.
I actually think that is a transfer that could easily happen if Mourinho doesn't see a role for Depay at Utd.
United are wanting Krchowiak as well (I can never spell his name). If they did get him, can definitely see us making a move for Schneiderlin.
I would have too. Good player - though never utilised properly in his last few seasons at Valencia.
Good signing for West Ham.
It wouldnt surprise me if Valdes turned out to be one of our first signings - think Koeman has worked with him before when at Barca as assistant manager (might be wrong about that), still not a bad age and already based in the NW. Not the top class keeper that I would want but I would say a definite upgrade on Joel and starjump Tim.
dforsberg81
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
Jonas Olsson on a 1- or 2-year contract? 
He would come cheap, is a solid veteran. I'm also sure he's great in the locker room. Not a man for the starting 11 of course, maybe 4th or 5th on the CB-depth chart? Need some back-up if Stones is gone and/or we are hit with injuries...I actually think Jonas Olsson is better than ppl give him credit for.
(I know I'm gonna be laughed at for this, but wtf....I think I'm sort of serious)...
He would come cheap, is a solid veteran. I'm also sure he's great in the locker room. Not a man for the starting 11 of course, maybe 4th or 5th on the CB-depth chart? Need some back-up if Stones is gone and/or we are hit with injuries...I actually think Jonas Olsson is better than ppl give him credit for.
(I know I'm gonna be laughed at for this, but wtf....I think I'm sort of serious)...
Jonas Olsson on a 1- or 2-year contract?
He would come cheap, is a solid veteran. I'm also sure he's great in the locker room. Not a man for the starting 11 of course, maybe 4th or 5th on the CB-depth chart? Need some back-up if Stones is gone and/or we are hit with injuries...I actually think Jonas Olsson is better than ppl give him credit for.
(I know I'm gonna be laughed at for this, but wtf....I think I'm sort of serious)...
no mate, just no. we can (and will) do a lot better.
If Stones stays, we're fine in the centre half department for now considering we've got Browning, Galloway, Pennington and possibly Holgate ready to play in the first team, as well as Jags and Mori.
If Stones goes, we'll spend the majority of that money at least on his replacement - a quality defender in his prime (or 24/25) ready for the first team.
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
We're sitting at the top table now, mate.Jonas Olsson on a 1- or 2-year contract?
He would come cheap, is a solid veteran. I'm also sure he's great in the locker room. Not a man for the starting 11 of course, maybe 4th or 5th on the CB-depth chart? Need some back-up if Stones is gone and/or we are hit with injuries...I actually think Jonas Olsson is better than ppl give him credit for.
(I know I'm gonna be laughed at for this, but wtf....I think I'm sort of serious)...
The problem with Depay is that, again, he's already I the premier league. And didn't United just spunk £30m on him? Can't see him going cheaply.
Is Ziyech comparable to Depay? Honestly have no idea
Is Ziyech comparable to Depay? Honestly have no idea
gaino92
Power level over 9000
He's a bad tit by all accounts though. Thinks he's the dog balls when in essence he's no better than our kev
Petit
Player Valuation: £30m
Buying a player with a bad attitude is a lose-lose situation. If he does poorly he's a bad investment, and if he does well he'll immediately start acting up.
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