Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[COYB]

Any updates on where we are with the rumoured signing of Cease?

probs deceased like most of the rumors

 

[dano195]

Next 2 weeks we will make a few signings i'd imagine. Koeman will want to see what we've already got, see where we need to strengthen

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Remember a few years ago in a transfer window when we unveiled some new lawnmowers? Halcyon days.

 

[Nymzee]

Benatia in Turin today for a medical so maybe some movement on the defensive merry-go-round this weekend involving Bonucci, Stones & Rugani.

 

[deipnosophist]

 

[Walter Ego]

Apart from Witsel and Mata has @The Esk mentioned any others we're in for?

 

[LocalNative]

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah....
She's broken down on freeway nine.
I take a look and her engine's started,
I leave her purring and I roll on by.... Bye bye

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

A little while later, see a senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home 'cause my baby's gone.

Little while later I see a cowboy crying,
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women."
I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
Free love on the free love freeway,
Where the love is free and the freeway is long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

 

[Eggs]

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah....
She's broken down on freeway nine.
I take a look and her engine's started,
I leave her purring and I roll on by.... Bye bye

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

A little while later, see a senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home 'cause my baby's gone.

Little while later I see a cowboy crying,
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women."
I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
Free love on the free love freeway,
Where the love is free and the freeway is long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

.....the lyrics thread is on another forum unless this is your school hymn.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

6.30 PREZE

 

[blue61]

6.30 PREZE

Never heard of him, is he Italian?

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah....
She's broken down on freeway nine.
I take a look and her engine's started,
I leave her purring and I roll on by.... Bye bye

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

A little while later, see a senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home 'cause my baby's gone.

Little while later I see a cowboy crying,
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women."
I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
Free love on the free love freeway,
Where the love is free and the freeway is long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

After all that free love, I'm sorry that

 

[ijjysmith]

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah....
She's broken down on freeway nine.
I take a look and her engine's started,
I leave her purring and I roll on by.... Bye bye

Free love on the free love freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

A little while later, see a senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home,
She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,
The love is free and the freeway's long
I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,
Ain't going home 'cause my baby's gone.

Little while later I see a cowboy crying,
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women."
I said "Why the tears?", he says "'cause none of them was you."
Free love on the free love freeway,
Where the love is free and the freeway is long...
I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway
I ain't going home cos' my baby's gone

I sang this to the wife on one of our first dates (when off my head).

And we've been together 9 and a bit years now.

I hope we sign Riccardo Queresma.

 

[marsh]

Sigurdsson

 

[LocalNative]

I sang this to the wife on one of our first dates (when off my head).

And we've been together 9 and a bit years now.

I hope we sign Riccardo Queresma.

Hahaha, the perfect anecdote. Closely followed by If You Don't Know Me By Now.

Oh and hope we sign Witsel soon.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Hahaha, the perfect anecdote. Closely followed by If You Don't Know Me By Now.

Oh and hope we sign Witsel soon.

Simply Red?

Booo!