deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
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It's just not as simple as this. There are many facets to the term "crap" that one needs to be more definitive.
Was he pebbly, runny, mushy? Constipated, Montezuma's Revenge, regular. Honestly, you need to be more specific.
The Martinez defense was type 5 or 6, but his tactical flexibility was type 1
It's a slow news day when we resort to measuring Martinez on the Bristol Stool Scale. Perhaps someone has a Pantone catalogue so we can finally discern just how red Davie Moyes' hair was?
It's just not as simple as this. There are many facets to the term "crap" that one needs to be more definitive.
Was he pebbly, runny, mushy? Constipated, Montezuma's Revenge, regular. Honestly, you need to be more specific.
The Martinez defense was type 5 or 6, but his tactical flexibility was type 1
It's a slow news day when we resort to measuring Martinez on the Bristol Stool Scale. Perhaps someone has a Pantone catalogue so we can finally discern just how red Davie Moyes' hair was?
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
lol I certainly wouldn't say your fap sock stuck with me...but for some obscure reason, your fap sock and @ProZ 's filthy bills lent me significant laughter.
Any moderately decent player is costing 20M plus now it seems, the game is ridiculous.
As other people have wrote previously, having loads to spend at a time everybody else has.....Everton that!
It looks like it's going to be more competitive than ever next year, couldn't even begin to predict the top 4 as I reckon clubs that have been a shoe in to get a top 4 place for years may not have it as easy again.
As other people have wrote previously, having loads to spend at a time everybody else has.....Everton that!
It looks like it's going to be more competitive than ever next year, couldn't even begin to predict the top 4 as I reckon clubs that have been a shoe in to get a top 4 place for years may not have it as easy again.
yeah not saying it left you in a big gooey mess like!
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
@RANMAN put his foot into a shipmate's gooey sock.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Pickled onion and rollmops
Hellerad
j'accuse!
Would be fantastic, but will cost a fortune and would probably involved swerving Mata.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Meant lb mate obviously as he has never ever to my knowledge played rb
You obviously don't rate him though (understatement)
But as for 2 better lb's - who exactly - Baines is yeah no doubt about it, but ovideo - don't be silly, as for Garbutt mate, he stank the joint out in and has played a handful of games in the league he looked decent in.
3 better cb's? - nope, he's about level with 2 of them - without the errors, only jagielka is a better out and out defender than him, and his one weak part is being small for a cb - but are tall cb's can't win a bloody header anyways
5 better cm's - just laughing at that though, who exactly are they? Besic is always injured, Cleverley is absolutely awful in the middle, Gibson - eh yeah, those 3 games a season he is available are impressive, Barry is 35 soon and McCarthy has been crap for two years
Understand that we tend to overate our own like, but what your saying is absolutely absurd
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
aye meant rb mate, good spot
Until Everton pass a transfer or two, little else to talk about!
Okay, we sign Blind, where do we play him then?
DownOnTheUpside
Player Valuation: £30m
we've been ordered to desist
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Thats the entire point of a high quality squad player though mate, how many games over the season will Baines, Jagielka and Mori miss through injury or suspension, if we do sign say a top class defensive mid and a top class cb to replace stones - then how many games will they miss through knocks, suspension as well. and he provides a decent level of competition for all 3 positions.
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