Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[deipnosophist]

we've been ordered to desist

...desistance is futile!

 

[Hangleton]

I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

I've not seen that from him, mate.

 

[deipnosophist]

I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

 

[Thomasc]

I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

Iris t you in the name of the law!

 

[Ashtonian]

So one minute we are in a transfer battle with napoli to sign a player, next we are signing them and going after their players as well.

Be funny at least, Evertonapoli fc

 

[deipnosophist]

Iris t you in the name of the law!

you must have missed my aqueous humour

 

[evertonfootballclub]

I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

That pun was a darn sight worse than I'd imagined.

 

[suey_11]

Don't think there is any RUSH so my guess is our first signing will be when we get to page number 2112.

 

[malfosse]

you must have missed my aqueous humour

Come on now, you're just making a spectacle of yourself.

 

[malfosse]

That pun was a darn sight worse than I'd imagined.

Lid!

 

[bluestevon]

Don't think there is any RUSH so my guess is our first signing will be when we get to page number 2112.

Any Signals of when we will sign him mate? or you think one day it will be hey Presto?

 

[Nymzee]

Thats the entire point of a high quality squad player though mate, how many games over the season will Baines, Jagielka and Mori miss through injury or suspension, if we do sign say a top class defensive mid and a top class cb to replace stones - then how many games will they miss through knocks, suspension as well. and he provides a decent level of competition for all 3 positions.

No I was literally talking hypothetically if we signed him where would you play him.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

So, I hear Balotelli's looking for a club..........

lol lol lol

Nah, sorry, couldn't even type that with a straight face!

 

[Nymzee]

So, I hear Balotelli's looking for a club..........

lol lol lol

Nah, sorry, couldn't even type that with a straight face!

I think I'm the only guy in the world that rates him haha would love him here.