Everton Transfer Thread 2016

deipnosophist · July 14, 2016

DownOnTheUpside said:
we've been ordered to desist

...desistance is futile!

Hangleton · July 14, 2016

I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

evertonfootballclub · July 14, 2016

Hangleton said:
I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

I've not seen that from him, mate.

deipnosophist · July 14, 2016

Hangleton said:
I like Blind. Seems to have good vision.

I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

Thomasc · July 14, 2016

deipnosophist said:
I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

Iris t you in the name of the law!

Ashtonian · July 14, 2016

So one minute we are in a transfer battle with napoli to sign a player, next we are signing them and going after their players as well.

Be funny at least, Evertonapoli fc

deipnosophist · July 14, 2016

Thomasc said:
Iris t you in the name of the law!

you must have missed my aqueous humour

evertonfootballclub · July 14, 2016

deipnosophist said:
I see what you did there...

*these jokes will fast become cornea and cornea

That pun was a darn sight worse than I'd imagined.

suey_11 · July 14, 2016

Don't think there is any RUSH so my guess is our first signing will be when we get to page number 2112.

malfosse · July 14, 2016

deipnosophist said:
you must have missed my aqueous humour

Come on now, you're just making a spectacle of yourself.

malfosse · July 14, 2016

evertonfootballclub said:
That pun was a darn sight worse than I'd imagined.

Lid!

bluestevon · July 14, 2016

suey_11 said:
Don't think there is any RUSH so my guess is our first signing will be when we get to page number 2112.

Any Signals of when we will sign him mate? or you think one day it will be hey Presto?

Nymzee · July 14, 2016

bluestevon said:
Thats the entire point of a high quality squad player though mate, how many games over the season will Baines, Jagielka and Mori miss through injury or suspension, if we do sign say a top class defensive mid and a top class cb to replace stones - then how many games will they miss through knocks, suspension as well. and he provides a decent level of competition for all 3 positions.

No I was literally talking hypothetically if we signed him where would you play him.