Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Tilling]

our lord
our saviour
CONTRACT NO-ronald koeman

 

[suey_11]

Any Signals of when we will sign him mate? or you think one day it will be hey Presto?

Not sure now we are in the BIG MONEY.
We should be looking on both sides of the HEMISHPERES.
Will be XANADU once we get a few in.


Sorry I promise no more even though I bet I've missed some pretty obvious ones

 

[Nymzee]

Nothing to stop him concluding contracts whilst in Austria!

Who is he in the club? I'm crap with any member other than coaching staff.

 

[ianefc]

Nothing to stop him concluding contracts whilst in Austria!

Fair enough, but with them due back on Sat, would we fly a new incoming over to Austria for the usual photos? Or wait to announce?

 

[Petit]

No mate we don't need the cash and the STCC regs are only looked at at the end of the year.

Thanks!

 

[neil999]

this just makes me wanna go to austria tbh

 

[evertonfootballclub]

our lord
our saviour
CONTRACT NO-ronald koeman

Da fuq is the signer of contracts doing there? lol

 

[TheFinnFan]

Da fuq is the signer of contracts doing there? lol

Legendary chap

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Not sure now we are in the BIG MONEY.
We should be looking on both sides of the HEMISHPERES.
Will be XANADU once we get a few in.

Sorry I promise no more even though I bet I've missed some pretty obvious ones

Everton have never been closer to the heart than now but there'll be a witch hunt for underperforming ITKs and a rapid exit stage left.

 

[Everton_Gary]

Da fuq is the signer of contracts doing there? lol

Obviously he has nothing else to be doing right now.

Either he's on vacation to mentally and physically prepare for all the signings coming in the next few weeks

Or he's just on vacation.

 

[Ashtonian]

Da fuq is the signer of contracts doing there? lol

lol

does anyone actually know what his job is or his name?

He must be more than just a contract signer if he is out training with the team!

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Obviously he has nothing else to be doing right now.

Either he's on vacation to mentally and physically prepare for all the signings coming in the next few weeks

Or he's just on vacation.

Hoping it's the one in bold.

Should have him doing a range of hand exercises, going over and over his best signature-writing techniques, etc. Then get a photographer to give him tips on how to better smile in photos, etc.

 

[SerenityNigh]

our lord
our saviour
CONTRACT NO-ronald koeman

Everyone in the club needs to get fit again, non*e more than Mr Pen himself

 

[evertonfootballclub]

lol

does anyone actually know what his job is or his name?

He must be more than just a contract signer if he is out training with the team!

He has a job title but it's not allowed to be repeated on here. Rumour has it it's not his official title. Rhymes with Tomfracht Donce and is rather offensive.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

6.30 PREZE

Who is he in the club? I'm crap with any member other than coaching staff.

that's contract CENSORED, he has to be present during all contract signings and secret masonic handshakes

something to do with the indian burial ground goodison is built over I heard