Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Goat]

I just have to laugh at @chicoazul @tommye @Moomin @MoutsGoat etc who have adopted some sort jungle/Savannah clique thing.

Are you guys still at high school you bunch of prepubescents?

I am still cringing you bunch of fucktards

You seem angry mein frandel?

Its just banter.

 

[chicoazul]

You seem angry mein frandel?

Its just banter.

circles*

Cubs losing their heads as their King didn't deliver their ITK smack.

We feed.

 

[Goat]

circles*

Cubs losing their heads as their King didn't deliver their ITK smack.

We feed.

Im just back from a 3 year olds birthday party.

More grown up then some of the people on here.

65th birthday party tonight as well, the life bruh, I will have a scran when I get back in later.

 

[Rico Toffee]

No mate

What are your thoughts on the GK situation? I suppose those guys are a bit easier to plug and play, but it's really gone quiet on that front. Can't imagine he starts the season with Robles and gets a GK closer to the deadline. Though I assume anything is possible.

 

[chicoazul]

Im just back from a 3 year olds birthday party.

More grown up then some of the people on here.

65th birthday party tonight as well, the life bruh, I will have a scran when I get back in later.

There's been no signings today either.

I for one is mos disappointed.

 

[Goat]

What are your thoughts on the GK situation? I suppose those guys are a bit easier to plug and play, but it's really gone quiet on that front. Can't imagine he starts the season with Robles and gets a GK closer to the deadline. Though I assume anything is possible.

We are talking to Keepers.

Ive heard the following names from various ITK places.

Kasper
Leno
Forster

 

[Goat]

There's been no signings today either.

I for one is mos disappointed.

My sources tell me 3 in before Wednesday.

 

[Connor]

Im just back from a 3 year olds birthday party.

More grown up then some of the people on here.

65th birthday party tonight as well, the life bruh, I will have a scran when I get back in later.

Of course you will.

 

[Goat]

Of course you will.

Ive just had abar 6 burgers at the BBQ lad.

 

[chicoazul]

My sources tell me 3 in before Wednesday.

Tell us how good were gonna be and put that news dead casually on Twitter please. I will get you a thousand new followers and no mistake.

 

[Goat]

Tell us how good were gonna be and put that news dead casually on Twitter please. I will get you a thousand new followers and no mistake.

I use twitter for talking to girls.

 

[billytoffee]

Ive just had abar 6 burgers at the BBQ lad.

6 Burgers !!!!!!

Sounds like Gibson's post match ritual................................or was that one 6 pints of Guinness??

 

[Connor]

Ive just had abar 6 burgers at the BBQ lad.

Sake, starving here.

 

[chicoazul]

Ive just had abar 6 burgers at the BBQ lad.

I reckon if one of your turds made it out into the Atlantic and torpedoed Africa it would sink the entire continent.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

We are talking to Keepers.

Ive heard the following names from various ITK places.

Kasper
Leno
Forster

KLF?

**Breaks out the mitzi's white gloves and glowsticks**