Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Ashtonian]

What happens if we get the three players in (whoever they really are) and still get bummed by the spurs on opening day - whats left to fume at then?

fume at hibbert and Osman not being given new contracts.

 

[Nymzee]

Might go on hunger strike till we sign someone new; may as well slim down whilst we wait.

 

[gaino92]

fume at hibbert and Osman not being given new contracts.

FFS OSMAN

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

What happens if we get the three players in (whoever they really are) and still get bummed by the spurs on opening day - whats left to fume at then?

We'll still have a number of whipping boys left in the squad, thank God. I'm thinking Jags or Bainesy could be candidates for da fume.

 

[Ashtonian]

FFS OSMAN

haha we have been robbed of our chance to fume when they were given the contracts so we should fume they haven't been given one

 

[SteRobbo84]

Hahaha the thread header!

 

[BlueToff]

You say 'most reasonable people', but what you really mean is deluded Evertonians who are still living in 2013. The comparisons between Everton and Southampton were done by many prior to Southampton losing their manager and a host of other players. You will find that most reasonable people did not share the delusion of Evertonians, and that most reasonable people questioned and expressed shock at Koeman leaving Southampton for Everton. The same people continue to describe Everton's squad as poor, and that's because it is poor and has barely changed in three years.

Most reasonable people think Everton have a midtable squad, and at present they are correct.

So you would say that our squad at the start of last season was worse than Southampton's at the start of last season?

 

[Blue Cheese]

We'll still have a number of whipping boys left in the squad, thank God. I'm thinking Jags or Bainesy could be candidates for da fume.

I think Your username could fill the role, if he doesn't bugger off.

 

[Ashtonian]

whats going on with the sponsor?!

 

[Angel Delight]

yeah i'll admit this is getting ridiculous now, he's had plenty of time with the squad to assess where we need strengthening. The season starts two weeks Saturday, hardly much bedding in time now, that's IF we sign anyone before spurs.

If we have only signed Stickleback and Gueye by the first game v Spurs and they give us a thumping it's going to be carnage on here.

 

[BlueToff]

"Leicester agree £7.4m deal to sign Everton and Southampton target Bartosz Kapustka from Cracovia"

There's something happening here and what it is ain't exactly clear.

That's the first mention of him being a 'target' I've seen.

BTW, that will probably just mean we scouted the lad.

 

[BlueToff]

If anything the thread header's better...

 

[ijjysmith]

WE ARE SIGNING JOHN TRAVOLTA

 

[Mashtray]

whats going on with the sponsor?!

no signings in sight!

 

[Blue Cheese]

John Travolta hahaha fantastic stuff.