Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[everton2004]

Typical cheapskate Everton to make Witsel, Carvalho, Koulibaly and Mata share a taxi.

Messi hiding in the boot

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

I don't think we'll hear anything regarding marquee signings until deadline day. Moshiri will arrange for an unveiling live on SSN at Goodison - fireworks, lasers, smoke machines. And from the tunnel bathed in the light of lasers and fireworks will emerge Mata, Witsel, Koulibaly and Carvalho......Moshiri stood in the directors box with a pint of Chang looking rather pleased with himself.

I wouldn't mind doing what Napoli done with Inler.

Have 4 players on the podium wearing masks so no-one knew who they where, then one by one taking them off to reveal Mata, Witsel, Koulibaly and Carvalho, then someone presses a button and a big screen pops up behind saying "SUCK IT"

I mean, Napoli didnt go THAT far, but why do things by half.

 

[TheFinnFan]

"Airport blacked out taxi (mercedes) arrives at 9.35am, 4 people in it plus driver"

this was the text i just got from my insider at FF

Haha wonderful ☺

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Can officially add Squawka to the "impossibly stupid clickbait" list of banned sites I guess...

lollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

 

[ggooggooggoo]

oooh oooh there is another vehicle with a Benfica holdall on back seat

 

[Leeboy]

"Airport blacked out taxi (mercedes) arrives at 9.35am, 4 people in it plus driver"

this was the text i just got from my insider at FF

On a wind up lad?...hope not like.

Don't be another WUM please fella.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

"Airport blacked out taxi (mercedes) arrives at 9.35am, 4 people in it plus driver"

this was the text i just got from my insider at FF

Look lid, someone came on here with a photocopy if Carvalho's ID card... your "mate" needs to do better then this.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

On a wind up lad?...hope not like.

Don't be another WUM please fella.

Did you not see the infamous "meeting room 4" insights from said "mate"

 

[Jayhow15]

oooh oooh there is another vehicle with a Benfica holdall on back seat

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...e1fa0005857fe38f3c82fc2aaf9d7fd6o0&ajaxhist=0

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=benfica+holdall&view=detailv2&&id=752FD1D539919A4D76C3BFEFAA2D2CBA326378C4&selectedIndex=0&ccid=4foABYV/&simid=608053901467059148&thid=OIP.Me1fa0005857fe38f3c82fc2aaf9d7fd6o0&ajaxhist=0

YOU USED BING???

 

[Jayhow15]

YOU USED BING???

Is this an issue? I also use Safari, Edge and Explorer dependant on which PC/Tablet or Laptop I am on at the time ! Hardly a damning indictment of my browsing abilities as I achieved the aim and found a Benfica Holdall !!

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Is this an issue? I also use Safari, Edge and Explorer dependant on which PC/Tablet or Laptop I am on at the time ! Hardly a damning indictment of my browsing abilities as I achieved the aim and found a Benfica Holdall !!

lollollollol

Hahaha - chill mate am only messing.

 

[PhilM]

On a wind up lad?...hope not like.

Don't be another WUM please fella.

"Look, I've caught a biggun!"

 

[Jayhow15]

lollollollol

Hahaha - chill mate am only messing.

I'm cool. Just clarifying.

 

[D410]

GOT Mods have there work cut out for them today....they will have to call Mr Wolf later to clear up the mess.