Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Goat]

Enjoy your weekend lads nothing will happend before monday

Isnt that an oxymoron?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Isnt that an oxymoron?

Maybe but it's probs true.

 

[bol-uk]

'nearly a week'?

they fly back on Sunday?

do the players all have something to do with the confirmation of a signing?

Further to our earlier conversation:

Shown up by a german 2nd division side (yes I know it was only a friendly).

2 weeks until season starts

Team looks like it is still under RM

Are you still happy for us to fumble along not signing anyone of note even though we have best part of a 100mil in our pockets?

Out of interest, when do YOU consider time is running out to make and establish signings for the Spurs match? Yesterday you were saying it is all fine. How many days do you consider enough?

 

[Professor Toffee]

We are, are we, Decartes or Wittgenstein?
Or as Blake would say
"Hull Tiger, Tiger , Burning Bright,
know you not, Roberto's shitte"

 

[GwladysBlue]

Why are we being linked with so many older players? Ashley Williams Ffs

 

[Moomin]

I can't wait for the fume next week. I'll be sitting on the beach sipping Pina Colada's without a care in the world while heads will be dropping all over the ocky.

 

[bullensboy]

Its all gone to [Poor language removed] hasn't it

News tonight

Everton stuck with an unhappy John Stones - City wont pay more than £40m

Chelsea confident of getting Lukaku back

Oh, but we are looking likely to sign a relegated midfielder who doesnt know what his real name is

 

[granter79]

Further to our earlier conversation:

Shown up by a german 2nd division side (yes I know it was only a friendly).

2 weeks until season starts

Team looks like it is still under RM

Are you still happy for us to fumble along not signing anyone of note even though we have best part of a 100mil in our pockets?

Out of interest, when do YOU consider time is running out to make and establish signings for the Spurs match? Yesterday you were saying it is all fine. How many days do you consider enough?

Time to change your sheets AGAIN.

 

[granter79]

Its all gone to [Poor language removed] hasn't it

News tonight

Everton stuck with an unhappy John Stones - City wont pay more than £40m

Chelsea confident of getting Lukaku back

Oh, but we are looking likely to sign a relegated midfielder who doesnt know what his real name is

Sheet change. Cubicle 5

 

[blueblue]

Time to change your sheets AGAIN.

His mother still does that for him.

 

[bullensboy]

Sheet change. Cubicle 5

I may need new sheets but at least I wont be getting bed sores

 

[MACCA75]

That game meant nothing Koeman didn't even try to change it to win it is a FRIENDLY !!!!!!

People were saying this the other year when we failed to win a single pre season game, and didn't look at all ready for the Prem. Turned out we weren't, and we were garbage.

It's only one game but if we don't start looking a lot sharper, then I'll be worried.

 

[granter79]

I may need new sheets but at least I wont be getting bed sores

Not sure what that means but keep up the fume

 

[Abertonian]

 

[bullensboy]

Not sure what that means but keep up the fume

You get bed sores by lying on your backside not moving - which is precisely what Everton are doing