Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bluekahunaburgers]

Think there have been a little mistake in communications when Moshiri took over. There have been talks of a 100m warchest... The press release should have said a "minus 100m warchest" ...

We will sell Lukaku and Stones for 110m and get in Ashley Williams or Fonte in defence for 10m and sign Bendtner on a free up front... he is the only one we can get as he does not expect any sign on bonus and does not have an agent at the moment either

That's the spirit.

 

[everton2004]

We're also in for a guy from the little known country of Noblei, whose people are known as....

Wait for it....

Nobleinese...

I thank you and goodnight.

Thanks for that, almost sprayed the laptop with beer lol

 

[dholliday]

Erm....yeah....I'm sure that's how the project was sold to Koeman:

FM - "Join us as Manager - we're even worse than Southampton for selling our best players. Oh and you'll have £10M to spend once Stones and Lukaku have gone"

RK - "Fantashtic, where do I sign?"

It went more like:

FM: "we will pay you twice what you were on at Southampton"
RK: "Fantashtic, where do I sign?"

 

[d4kyxx]

Concerns me we are linked with players 32 years old going on 33.

 

[Connor]

Movement this week.

Bowel movement.

 

[everton2004]

Concerns me we are linked with players 32 years old going on 33.

Ageist.

 

[everton2004]

Movement this week.

Bowel movement.

You went for the Dulcolax?

 

[mutley]

It went more like:

FM: "we will pay you twice what you were on at Southampton"
RK: "Fantashtic, where do I sign?"

I knew that accent was familiar, him and Schteve McClaren must have been born in the same town.

 

[Goat]

Concerns me we are linked with players 32 years old going on 33.

Who?

 

[Angle c]

There is a 50% chance that this has a 10% chance of being true.

*taps nose

But I heard 28.5% of all statistics are made up, don't know where that leaves us though!

 

[d4kyxx]

Who?

Fonte

 

[tadao]

Me, reading this thread..........

 

[deipnosophist]

You've changed since Bobby left us deip.

...yes, I was tiring of always wearing the same outfit...

 

[parksey69]

I still believe we will bring in quality players. Walsh brought in mahrez and Kante no one had ever heard of them and they played a massive part on Leicester winning the title.

So even if we don't sign a massive name we still should give new signings a chance

 

[Boss_Blue]

But I heard 28.5% of all statistics are made up, don't know where that leaves us though!