Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Goat]

No signings this week lads.

ALL OFF

 

[Connor]

Yer mar was begsying me to climb on her.

Neiz, you're about 15 and the quite possibly the worst poster we've ever seen.

Go back to Reddit and discuss FIFA Ultimate Team you child.

 

[wainy]

Geri
1385 minutes 4 goals = 1 goal every 346minute 8 assists = 1 assist every 173 minute

SuperKev
1005 minutes 6 goals = 1 goal every 167minute 2 assists = 1 assist every 502 minute

So Del has been involved in 4 more goals than Kev in what, 4 more games? Not sure if you are defending Mirallas or not here tbh... sorry!

 

[Sapie88]

No signings this week lads.

ALL OFF

YEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!

 

[tommye]

Sunday, Monday, nobody.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Gueye, Willy?
Thursday, Friday, Wits and who?
The weekend comes, things get done, itk now are you?

Always have been.

Like I could be arsed with the pissy ones though.

 

[Sapie88]

Always have been. What, and with whom, I share is what matters.

We shared a moment in your van. I didn't want to leave.

 

[tommye]

We shared a moment in your van. I didn't want to leave.

You had to. The police were looking for us.

 

[ilikecheese]

Sunday, Monday, nobody.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Gueye, Willy?
Thursday, Friday, Wits and who?
The weekend comes, things get done, itk now are you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!

Ban.

 

[Sapie88]

You had to. The police were looking for us.

We did just steal a TV.

 

[tommye]

We did just steal a TV.

I was really an innocent bystander.
You forced me at knife point to give you a lift and perform degrading sexual acts.

What a day.

 

[Sapie88]

I was really an innocent bystander.
You forced me at knife point to give you a lift and perform degrading sexual acts.

What a day.

We should have Thelma and Louised it off the Runcorn bridge.

 

[tommye]

We should have Thelma and Louised it off the Runcorn bridge.

Off the Rocket flyover. Hand in hand singing 'we've got a diamond called Crash Harshly....

 

[Sapie88]

Off the Rocket flyover. Hand in hand singing 'we've got a diamond called Crash Harshly....

Straight in to the old Jag showroom!

 

[tommye]

Straight in to the old Jag showroom!

Golf?

 

[Sapie88]

Golf?

Was about to go to bed but sod it who needs sleep, Everton are signing people.