Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Neiziro]

Jog on and pretend you're ITK.

Oh and while you're at it, write us all another apology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/40kbi8/my_apology_to_reverton/

I'm more ITK than The Esk, Davo, WRD1878 and Moleyo put together lar.

Lad I also kindly ask you to quit Wumming. That account is not mine - really, it isn't. I don't even remember my old account's bloody password, I just read it now. I may make an account in the future but as of now I don't possess one. Yes my name and this poster's are similar but not one and the same.

Anyway back on topic. This is the transfer thread. Not the WUM thread.

 

[Connor]

When you click on the first link it still shows up.

Sake, still.

Dead to rights now. No more running. @Efcjake

Anyway, transfers, Gana get at least one tomorrow.

 

[blulouie]

Account deleted too.

The prosecution rests your honour, no further questions.

Connor....The Mike Hammer of G.O.T.

Sussing out Snides for free....Like it.

 

[Goat]

Oh this is quite unsavoury.

 

[FTY]

Jog on and pretend you're ITK.

Oh and while you're at it, write us all another apology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/40kbi8/my_apology_to_reverton/

Bodied.

 

[Connor]

Oh this is quite unsavoury.

Sorry Goat, the bad child is on ignore now. I promise it won't happen again.

Transfers tomorrow ffs.

 

[Neiziro]

Sorry Goat, the bad child is on ignore now. I promise it won't happen again.

Transfers tomorrow ffs.

We're getting no-one in tomorrow bud. Watch and see just how useless Everton are at human trafficking.

Also please don't try to question what I call players again.

He will be known as Begsy. Azza Begsy.

 

[Goat]

Sorry Goat, the bad child is on ignore now. I promise it won't happen again.

Transfers tomorrow ffs.

None today Friend, come back Friday.

 

[marsh]

Sake, still.

Dead to rights now. No more running. @Efcjake

Anyway, transfers, Gana get at least one tomorrow.

Gana get at least Juan tomorrow?

 

[caught]

Total filth from @Connor here: it's like Darth Vader telling Luke he is his father, then pulling out a genetically modified courgette and suggesting he might want to bite down hard on his lightsaber.

I don't even care about Everton transfers anymore.

 

[Connor]

Gana get at least Juan tomorrow?

See, it's too late for me to think of these.

 

[FTY]

Imagine Koulibaly, Witsel, Carvahlo, Gana and Mata were all done, we're just waiting for Big Ash to announce em all at once

 

[chicoazul]

Wow.

 

[chicoazul]

I shouldn't continue.

But I will, because I am bad, and stupid, and make bad life choices.

@RaleighBlue may have just summed up my entire forum approach.

 

[Connor]

@RaleighBlue may have just summed up my entire forum approach.

Say it.