Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ilikecheese]

ahem. There's a better one out there we explicitly says we caught him in a web of lying about it not being him.

 

[Efcjake]

Right here is where he first tried to tell us it wasn't him but he was aware of a similar username.


https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...cussion-poll-reset-21-05-2016.83876/page-2235

 

[Efcjake]

I think it is also worth noting that he stopped denying it was him at this point:

...Oh aye mate.



https://www.reddit.com/user/Neizir/submitted/

@Connor

My last post was several days ago lar.

"Only reading now" and your last post was 3 days ago mate... Come off it.

Take the key to Gringotts, head to the great vault, and insert it up your arsehole.

 

[Goat]

This is the depths of unsavoury.

 

[marsh]

I have no clue whats going on

 

[chicoazul]

I have no clue whats going on

Hopper politics. It's fie.

 

[Connor]

Quiet now @Efcjake, the message has been sent.

He knows.

He knows.

 

[Efcjake]

And now, time for a few of my favourite reddit finds from your account @Neiziro


I like this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2y6lv6/eli5_what_exactly_is_soil/

What exactly is soil? Did you ever find out?


https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlik...5_when_youre_in_the_bath_why_do_you_only_get/

Did you ever find out why you get wrinkles in the bath?


https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlik...i5_what_is_so_bad_about_eating_food_that_has/

Are you still eating food off of the floor mate?



Explains a bit


https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/4rfeb3/di_marzio_witsel_to_everton_is_done_announced_as/


Witsel is DONE? Some ITK you are....


https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/co...your_predictions_for_evertons_ratings/d57klvd

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/4qeuqh/watford_offer_145m_to_torino_for_bruno_peres/d4sdwnm

Bad FIFA lad....
https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/3qunyk/16yearold_wonderkid_playmaker_martin_odegaard/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FIFA/comme...his_news_we_were_meant_to_see_at_10pm/d604vh0

https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/4ozvs4/formation_for_next_season/d4gzdjz

And also a fan of the jarg formations....

https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/4ozvs4/formation_for_next_season/d4gzdjz

https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/4sgcf7/next_season_realistic_dream_team/d59m809


Oh an finally...


https://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/3ocga7/how_would_i_go_about_describing_this_hightension/


How's the sci-fi novel coming along mate?

 

[DualityNSNO]

This all reminds me of @caught ...

 

[Efcjake]

 

[Efcjake]

So, in other words. I think Gueye would do alright for us....

 

[chicoazul]

Come now hoppers and put your differences behind you. I'm sure you're all decent folk.

 

[Efcjake]

Come now hoppers and put your differences behind you. I'm sure you're all decent folk.

Wouldn't have gone to the trouble if he had just simply admitted it was clearly his account.

When you build a web of lies it is best you don't get caught in it yourself.

 

[marsh]

Paul Scharner

 

[chicoazul]

Wouldn't have gone to the trouble if he had just simply admitted it was clearly his account.

When you build a web of lies it is best you don't get caught in it yourself.

Lid I've told so many lies on here I start to actually believe them.

Let brother Nyz be. He jus loves the transfers. All the transfers.