Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[BlueToff]

so weird, this window. we don't even have rumours of anyone even being remotely close to done at this point.

bar the fact that rumours in Russian media throughout the last 20 mins or so claiming that Witsel will have his medical and be signed by Tuesday...

As far as unconfirmed rumours go, they're pretty good...

 

[Deco]

Can't help but have the feeling that our transfer business is going to suddenly explode both with ins and outs.

 

[Ring master]

To be real,i wonder how many players from other teams have been to liverpool city centre,and not even had a mention or been seen,probably loads,

 

[Goat]

Can't help but have the feeling that our transfer business is going to suddenly explode both with ins and outs.

LOL

No.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Can't help but have the feeling that our transfer business is going to suddenly explode both with ins and outs.

It has to really. People at our club aren't sitting around doing nothing. I'm sure the club would have wanted more deals done by now, so the outstanding deals will have to happen in a much shorter timescale.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

bar the fact that rumours in Russian media throughout the last 20 mins or so claiming that Witsel will have his medical and be signed by Tuesday...

As far as unconfirmed rumours go, they're pretty good...

wheres that being reported mate? i want a line drawn under that now.

 

[Deco]

LOL

No.

I'M TRYING TO STOP MY HEAD FROM FALLING OFF LAD lol

We're bound to sign some players soon though right..?

 

[Deco]

bar the fact that rumours in Russian media throughout the last 20 mins or so claiming that Witsel will have his medical and be signed by Tuesday...

As far as unconfirmed rumours go, they're pretty good...

Witsel posted 4 hours ago an image of him boarding a plane to play in Zenit's preseason on the other side of the world - not sure how close that one is.

 

[Tubey]

We're at this point now - being the butt of jokes.

 

[Blue Parkender]

Seems funny if City have flown out to Sweden and Bony is cruising around town is it ON..

 

[riddick]

bar the fact that rumours in Russian media throughout the last 20 mins or so claiming that Witsel will have his medical and be signed by Tuesday...

As far as unconfirmed rumours go, they're pretty good...

wheres this? no movement in the Witsel thread in about 3 hours..?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Remember when I moved over to Seacombe in the 80's Molby used to drink in a pub I frequented and he too had a plate something like M0l 8Y1 but he loved the attention.Remeber him ditching his car after a chase and got done with D&D BUT everyone who knew him at the time knew he got caught with [Poor language removed] loads of amphet.
Was in Kirkham with him when he ran the footy team .......top bloke ......loves Everton too.

Fat tvvat used to bevvy in the dale in seacombe. Used to frequent the bookies by me, I used to love watching him blow his stack the fat meff.

Green beamer M8LBY. Used to live at the bottom of me sister's old road.

I remember a tale about some mush what owed him dough up round Calday way. Fella's a bit of a boyo apparently. Molby paid a few of the local beauts (Although one was a good blue, a CRC in his time, he's now dead, but I digress) to escort him to the fella's gaff, telling then to wait by the car at the bottom of the driveway while he went up and knocked at the door.

So he knocks on the door, tells this mush that he's got his boys with him, and turns round to find out they'd done the off back to the dale in his car lollollol

 

[matty1878]

Explain

You = zzzzzzzz

 

[Deco]

We're at this point now - being the butt of jokes.

Paddy abuses everyone in football though.. lol

 

[Goat]

I'M TRYING TO STOP MY HEAD FROM FALLING OFF LAD lol

We're bound to sign some players soon though right..?

Lad my head has actually gone.

GONE

It was starting to wobble, but my mantra all summer has been "at least I have Besic", but now what have I got? Hey? Ross Barkley is so thick he has to ask his mar to tie his shoelaces, Lukaku thinks trapping a ball means it bouncing off his shins, Stones is sending Pep love texts every 5 minutes, Geri is a little cry arse lil bish, utter, utter shambles of a squad.

Championship within 12months.