Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Ring master]

We're at this point now - being the butt of jokes.

they take the mick of of most things footy wise,not just us-account could be spot on though lol

 

[mkrudden]

Good to see we're all well aware that it took an entire summer transfer window to build Rome.

lollollollollol
Fantastic work mate

 

[mightymoyes]

We're at this point now - being the butt of jokes.

have been for 20 odd yrs

 

[ggooggooggoo]

2 4X4'S entered FF 1 with a city badge on side window............mate just scouring round car now.......more news to come

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

bar the fact that rumours in Russian media throughout the last 20 mins or so claiming that Witsel will have his medical and be signed by Tuesday...

As far as unconfirmed rumours go, they're pretty good...

RUSSIAN media are rubbish mate. They said NIASSE was gash and some even felt KONE was a better player...

What do they know eh...

*Oh.

 

[Barca Blue]

Fat tvvat used to bevvy in the dale in seacombe. Used to frequent the bookies by me, I used to love watching him blow his stack the fat meff.

Green beamer M8LBY. Used to live at the bottom of me sister's old road.

I remember a tale about some mush what owed him dough up round Calday way. Fella's a bit of a boyo apparently. Molby paid a few of the local beauts (Although one was a good blue, a CRC in his time, he's now dead, but I digress) to escort him to the fella's gaff, telling then to wait by the car at the bottom of the driveway while he went up and knocked at the door.

So he knocks on the door, tells this mush that he's got his boys with him, and turns round to find out they'd done the off back to the dale in his car lollollol

Ye mate the Dale Inn I used to drink in the back with the "ravers" he drank in the lounge with his hanger ones.Loved that boozer

 

[Deco]

Lad my head has actually gone.

GONE

It was starting to wobble, but my mantra all summer has been "at least I have Besic", but now what have I got? Hey? Ross Barkley is so thick he has to ask his mar to tie his shoelaces, Lukaku thinks trapping a ball means it bouncing off his shins, Stones is sending Pep love texts every 5 minutes, Geri is a little cry arse lil bish, utter, utter shambles of a squad.

Championship within 12months.

We're all emotional about Besic mate but at least we have Niasse to laugh at.

By laugh I mean cry.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

said he thinks its Bony???

 

[Goat]

We're all emotional about Besic mate but at least we have Niasse to laugh at.

By laugh I mean cry.

HES STILL AN EVERTON PLAYER FFS

 

[orly]

Lad my head has actually gone.

GONE

It was starting to wobble, but my mantra all summer has been "at least I have Besic", but now what have I got? Hey? Ross Barkley is so thick he has to ask his mar to tie his shoelaces, Lukaku thinks trapping a ball means it bouncing off his shins, Stones is sending Pep love texts every 5 minutes, Geri is a little cry arse lil bish, utter, utter shambles of a squad.

Championship within 12months.

I will be your Friend

 

[Tubey]

they take the mick of of most things footy wise,not just us-account could be spot on though lol

Oh I know, but the joke comes from a place of truth IMO.

 

[BlueToff]

As I said lads, just seen it reported via the Russian media mate

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We're at this point now - being the butt of jokes.

Paddy Power is like South Park. As long as you rip into everyone who deserves it the tiniest bit then you're not out of order. Even us on here called the Draxler thing as absolute rubbish.

 

[orly]

As I said lads, just seen it reported via the Russian media mate

Haben Sie ein Link por favor

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Ye mate the Dale Inn I used to drink in the back with the "ravers" he drank in the lounge with his hanger ones.Loved that boozer

You'll probably know me brothers then. One used to drink in there a fair bit around that time.

I thoroughly despised the place meself. Made up when it got flattened to make way for a tescos. Some bad BAD teds used to go in there.....But it is seacombe, after all.