Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Nyhus]

Koeman out. Who is with me? Gonna set up a gofundme page for a plane over Goodison on Saturday. We need David Moist back, the Transfer King.

All hail king David!

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Regular little ray of sunshine you are - as if Monday mornings are not bad enough with having to come into work - cheered me up no end you have.

Just read my posts in a silly voice in your head mate, that's the intention. I'm only here to provide a bit of jest amongst the "Witsel is ours" and "We're signing Mata" lies, etc. Put a Michael Caine voice on, look at the avatar, then just try and take the posts seriously.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

All hail king David!

Think Bily and Senderos would do wonders for us this season me.

 

[Jayhow15]

Not to be disrespectful to individual people, but I've personally given up listening to all the supposed sources as nothing has really materialised.

They may happen in the future, and I sincerely hope they do, however I think people are becoming too entwined in the expectations of the story.

We've been almost promised lots of marquee names yet as of now none have materialised. Maybe people should take a step back...

http://www.addtoevent.co.uk/listings/marquees/merseyside/everton

 

[Nyhus]

Think Bily and Senderos would do wonders for us this season me.

No doubt. Lets bring McFadden back, too. Top 4, here we come!

 

[orly]

GONNA FINISH FIRST LAD OR YOU NORRA BOSS BLUE LIKE DA REST OF US?

Don't give your multi away so soon ffs

 

[ggooggooggoo]

All quiet at FF but large catering order placed.

 

[neil999]

All quiet at FF but large catering order placed.

yum,yum

 

[Jayhow15]

No doubt. Lets bring McFadden back, too. Top 4, here we come!

McFadden wouldn't. Assistant manager at Motherwell. Otherwise he'd be a shrewd signing for the 3Rd time.

 

[Jayhow15]

All quiet at FF but large catering order placed.

How are you not banned ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

All quiet at FF but large catering order placed.

Rhino's meeting Big Neville Southall to discuss goal keeping options.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

How are you not banned ?

cos the MODS are cool like me and know when someone is going too far, the FF sarnygate was just a joke mate come on get with it...

 

[everton2004]

All quiet at FF but large catering order placed.

Joe Anderson paying a visit to FF?

 

[Drh1986]

Williams within 48 hours subject to Swansea acting sensibly.

With Stones likely to go to City by mid week, and City wanting a player/cash deal I'd think Hart was more likely than Bony.

If Hart is not part of deal then Begovic.

Witsel - down to him, if his team can accept deal that's on the table then we are in business. If not time to move on, however as I've said throughout the summer I expect him in an Everton shirt.

I'd say we are in prime position re Mata based on knowledge of previous discussions earlier this summer.

Still plenty of talk re Carvalho and Adrien should not be discounted.

As I've said earlier I expect another 7 in before close of window 3 or 4 this week the remainder before the window closes.

Still v confident.

Is the Koulibaby deal pretty much dead then?

 

[Bungle]

Each of these words appears 200 times or more in this thread, good work.

Panic
Joke
Failed
Ridiculous

For anyone interested Penis appears 9 times, the word that is, not my penis as this thread does nothing for me.