TheHumbleEgg
Player Valuation: £15m
If he's winding everyone up with lies, then he's a big enough boy to take what's coming.
If - if - he's genuine, then he won't give a damn that people are doubting him and he'll be sitting there with a smug smile on his face knowing everyone will soon be apologising.
...except you, who'll be sitting there, keks at ankle, with a wasted half kitchen roll.
Gutted.
Mate, the obsession's odd laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.