Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Sorrowful Soul]

Im without question, 100% not ITK.

The whispers talk to me tho.

@Sorrowful Soul

**floats through**

Alas tis not me

Too busy haunting his mother's cavernous quim

**fades out**

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

Search Everton in twitter and you've literally got hundreds of names being thrown about. Seen Bony for 25m, enquiries for Depay all sorts of nonsense. It seems everyone is trying to capitalise on any half rumour knowing we need 4-5 players.

 

[Steve Wigan]

£25m for Bolasie. My word.

Funny how we are utterly toilet at everything.

Domino effect...Palace are in for Benteke

 

[Sorrowful Soul]

I can confirm that @The Esk is not dead

 

[witchdoc187]

This thread is unlike anything I have ever seen in sports. We have a lot of "die hard" fanatics to particular teams here in the states, but the level of bilge spewed has got my head warped like a funhouse mirror.

Brass tax: You support the shirt on the players right?

This is like 5 threads of ranting on 100 different topics all rolled into a smush of gobbledegook.
In other words...

Carry on. I am having a blast watching the melt and the tomfoolery

the best bit is that people are all making up scenarios and conversations players have had with the club and agents using titbits from papers that they don't believe. Then getting upset about it all in the virtual world they have created.

 

[DanEFC92]

If it was liverpool then it would be 40

£25m alone stinks of a Liverpool-esque deal. Think you're being optimistic there.

 

[Tommy Grav]

Bolasie would improve the team. Want long ago he was heavily linked with Arsenal.

 

[tbone1970]

If we sign Kone, Williams, Bolasie, Witsel and Carvalho, not forgetting Gueye and maybe Bony, I would be happy come Sept 1st.

Even better if manage to get Butland as well, apparently we've made an enquiry.

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

If we sign Kone, Williams, Bolasie, Witsel and Carvalho, not forgetting Gueye and maybe Bony, I would be happy come Sept 1st.

Even better if manage to get Butland as well, apparently we've made an enquiry.

4 of those would be at the ACN in January !

 

[suey_11]

Someone just said something horrible but made me think.

Ashley = Moshiri, Mclaren = Koeman, Barcodes = Everton.

Someone hold me I'm very very scared.

 

[James_Beattie]

Dont believe the Bolasie stuff for a second.
Schmeichel, Sigurdsson, Arnautovic - Agents fondling the media for contract improvements.

Hope i'm proven wrong, not arsed about the money, 25mil on Van Der Meyde would be better than seeing Cleverly on the left wing again

 

[Darren Higgs]

I was excited a few weeks ago but now my my moral is lower than whale [Poor language removed].

When it comes to transfers we are a joke.

God knows who does are transfer deals. I think if they orderd something on click and collect from argos they would come back empty handed having tried to negogiate terms at the collection counter.

 

[GwladysStGirl]

If we sign Kone, Williams, Bolasie, Witsel and Carvalho, not forgetting Gueye and maybe Bony, I would be happy come Sept 1st.

Even better if manage to get Butland as well, apparently we've made an enquiry.

Swap Bolasie for Mata and I'd be very happy.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Sack the board.

All of them.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Possibly. Or he isn't half as bad at defending as some people are trying to pretend. The boy is amazing. In ten years time, Citeh fans could easily be claiming him as one of their best ever signings.

It's like Rio all over again. Though there are STILL some weirdos who still pretend HE wasn't that great.

I thought he was great (and still think so) when he was first in the team he was amazing. He was victim to an awful manager though who left him short of confidence and in a defence that was all over the show positionally.