Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[blueblue]

No, they don't. Bolasie is a donkey, Williams is slow, can't head and is on the decline, Kone has played 4 months of proper top level footie.

In your opinion.
Most on here happen to disagree with your opinion(s).
I certainly do.

 

[andy4efc]

Have patience Grasshopper.

His names Tarashaj lad.

 

[Zatara]

If i have to explain it, then it loses the comedy value.

I always preferred Silent Bob to Jay if that helps

 

[Zatara]

Wow do you write your own material, bloody funny mate, hope you are successful in your career as a nightclub comedian.

Oh can you complete another list of under 21's from Eastern Europe that we won't sign, that will be interesting.

Oh by the way, anyone in the colours of Everton I will cheer and encourage, even the likes of Geoff Nulty who makes McGeady look like Ronaldo......

I'll leave you alone, you're clearly not the sharpest.

 

[windymiller]

instant first team improvement and higher league position and hopefully Euro qualification
which attracts better quality signing the next season and so on!

That's an aspiration not a strategy.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Right then so....it begins.

Have a good afternoon lads & ladies.

I shall look forward to logging on later, warmed with a booze and with 3 points and no fume.

Hoorah...!!!!

#COYB

 

[CairnsToffee]

I'll leave you alone, you're clearly not the sharpest.

Sounds a good idea mate, I doubt no one can cope with your wit, even though it's half a good as you think it is.

 

[Joey66]

After a £35M bump in TV money. No inward investment. As usual.

You forgot the 100 million war chest , and 40 million for Stones too!

 

[Zatara]

Sounds a good idea mate, I doubt no one can cope with your wit, even though it's half a good as you think it is.

Well, you can't string a cohesive sentence together so not to worry.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Right, knock off that then. We're still hitting £20m net spend on players...

Are we?

We have signed Gueye, Stek and Williams and sold Stones. That's a net spend of -23m.

We may sign more players we may not. We also may sell a player worth 65m. The odds of finishing this window with a positive net spend is 50/50. If you factor in the increase in TV money then it's a lot less than that.

It wouldn't surprise me if the reason we haven't bought any more is because the deal with Chelsea for Lukaku hasn't been completed yet.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Well, you can't string a cohesive sentence together so not to worry.

Nope just a dodgy Optus feed trying to watch the Hull game with the wi fi cutting out.

The sentences are dodgy due to Mr Jack Daniels at 10.40 in the evening

 

[StevieGee]

Koeman has said that he is disappointed with recruitment, and how slow getting new players in has been. It is not as though we haven't been after players and there is still a chance of Mata and hopefully Ghezzan(?) rather than Bolasie, along with Ziyech would be good..

 

[l4toffee]

Koeman has said that he is disappointed with recruitment, and how slow getting new players in has been. It is not as though we haven't been after players and there is still a chance of Mata and hopefully Ghezzan(?) rather than Bolasie, along with Ziyech would be good..

stevie fcking gee ?????

 

[toffeejack]

Are we?

We have signed Gueye, Stek and Williams and sold Stones. That's a net spend of -23m.

We may sign more players we may not. We also may sell a player worth 65m. The odds of finishing this window with a positive net spend is 50/50. If you factor in the increase in TV money then it's a lot less than that.

It wouldn't surprise me if the reason we haven't bought any more is because the deal with Chelsea for Lukaku hasn't been completed yet.

why is every new poster on here an absolute negative bore?

 

[Gerbs]

Hart on the bench today