Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[MartyMcFly]

...and is allowed to use his inhaler from 36 to 90 minutes.

The bone idle, arm-waving, huffy-puffy Spanish fart.

He ran all game until he was subbed against Spurs and has really bought into the pressing of Koeman but it will take a while to get his fitness up.

Last season he was shattered after 20 mins of just standing around.

 

[Eggs]

Del has the pace to do the Vardy role if he improved his engine tenfold

...I can't understand why anybody would want to lose what he's brilliant at, creating chances in a team that lack creativity. The only issue is that RK appears to like his wingers to play narrow which doesn't really play to Deulofeu's strengths.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

love him don't ya

Nah Signs are promising already that Deulofeu's fitness could be improving, christ it couldnt have gotten worse though, same with Barkley, was boss seeing him cramp up wierdly

Haaa, no mate, y'know what, I don't mind him....he just annoys me badly, as do any players who have talent in abundance who so often seem, well...not really arsed. His fitness levels last year were appalling. That said, he wasn't the only one eh...

I've watched the footage of him as a kid, numerous times, all that, and think he's ACE then, SO much potential....then now y'see him flailing his arms and throwing in the odd dive and I just think 'you TIT'.

I'd love him to get all sharp and consistent.

 

[sageyefc]

...and is allowed to use his inhaler from 36 to 90 minutes.

The bone idle, arm-waving, huffy-puffy Spanish fart.

Put more graft in for 60 odd minutes than most on that pitch against spurs

 

[mkrudden]

...and is allowed to use his inhaler from 36 to 90 minutes.

The bone idle, arm-waving, huffy-puffy Spanish fart.

lol
WOW

 

[matty1878]

If we don't sell anyone else now ( kak players aside ) and sign these players I swear this is the best window of my life time! exept mr kanchelskis like

 

[bluestevon]

...I can't understand why anybody would want to lose what he's brilliant at, creating chances in a team that lack creativity. The only issue is that RK appears to like his wingers to play narrow which doesn't really play to Deulofeu's strengths.

Could have argued that about both bale and ronaldo moving from wingers to central though mate, if dels finishing improved dramatically then he would be lethal up front, think every pre season and the one league game he's had a one on one created by stealing possession, not many top strikers can do that.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

If we don't sell anyone else now ( kak players aside ) and sign these players I swear this is the best window of my life time! exept mr kanchelskis like

...y'know what's dead weird about transfer windows/transfers in general with us. Every time there is one I immediately think of RAVENELLI, him and his advisors, looking super cool and uber dapper, heading to the ground, all shaded up an' Italian casual. I remember thinking '...sound, we're moving up a gear here, look at the swagger on these...'

Think they go off abarrr ten minutes after like but still, it left a memory. The tits.

 

[Toffeelover]

If we don't sell anyone else now ( kak players aside ) and sign these players I swear this is the best window of my life time! exept mr kanchelskis like

He was out of this world.

 

[Eggs]

Could have argued that about both bale and ronaldo moving from wingers to central though mate, if dels finishing improved dramatically then he would be lethal up front, think every pre season and the one league game he's had a one on one created by stealing possession, not many top strikers can do that.

.....add Henry to that list but all have real physicality. You might be right but I think Deulofeu's strength is creating and we should exploit that rather than lose it. As I said, though, his game might not suit the way RK sets his team out.

 

[Ashtonian]

If we don't sell anyone else now ( kak players aside ) and sign these players I swear this is the best window of my life time! exept mr kanchelskis like

nah, still think when he had a crazy signing splurdge in the 2000s and signed the likes of lukaku was a good window.

Or did he get piennar and arteta in the same window as jags? I'm confused.

Either way one of them, but not the fellaini one, because that was crap.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

...y'know what's dead weird about transfer windows/transfers in general with us. Every time there is one I immediately think of RAVENELLI, him and his advisors, looking super cool and uber dapper, heading to the ground, all shaded up an' Italian casual. I remember thinking '...sound, we're moving up a gear here, look at the swagger on these...'

Think they go off abarrr ten minutes after like but still, it left a memory. The tits.

 

[zzebra]

lol That's brilliant!

RK should be showing that as a training video on how you get a penalty!

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

lol

Jesus, my ideas of cool then and now have altered a tad.

What the eff's that dude in the maroon tie? Deffo looks like a man who enjoys a pastry.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Jesus, my ideas of cool then and now have altered a tad.

What the eff's that dude in the maroon tie? Deffo looks like a man who enjoys a pastry.

Looks a little like Christopher Samuelson of Fortress Sports Fund fame.