Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ijjysmith]

Hmm...private plane landed at JLA just over an hour ago. No registered callsign but definitely came from Europe.

Was the plane ID J-Rod-Not-The-Crap-Saints-One-1033-Col ?

 

[PeregrineT]

Yes people on here cite his proclamations as fact. "We were talking to Witsel", "we have approached Mata". There is no evidence for any of these things yet people talk as if the glorious word of Esk is all that's needed that these events have actually occurred.

We've all been had by this fella. It would do us all good to admit it and stop prolonging his fantasy.

Thats completely false. Witsel's father said "Everton's interest is concrete, like Napoli's, so the negotiation is ongoing, and to see if the marriage happens we have to see the conditions and understand what is the best destination for the player".

We can only conclude since what you said is not truthful, that a few on here have been had by you, and it would do us all good to admit it and stop prolonging your fantasy.

 

[Thomasc]

Hmm...private plane landed at JLA just over an hour ago. No registered callsign but definitely came from Europe.

An aeroplane? at an airport you say? hmmmmmm (scratches chin)..........how unusual

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Hmm...private plane landed at JLA just over an hour ago. No registered callsign but definitely came from Europe.

Ahh more super sleuthing. Were you not stalking the people who exited the jet? Who is it? Or is it a case of a friend who works there tipping you off?

 

[Ashtonian]

This thread has now become 1/3 people talking transfers, 1/3 crap WUMS and 1/3 @Llamadrama logging in every day and just going on about esk like he fancies him or something.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

hammers want bony supposedly. Still think he would be an excellent back up for rom and is another player like bolasie and gueye who can re-find their form with us.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Not being funny but we should try not to sign everybody from Africa. What we gonna do when it's ACON (not the singer) time?

 

[Thomasc]

hammers want bony supposedly. Still think he would be an excellent back up for rom and is another player like bolasie and gueye who can re-find their form with us.

Would really give us strength in depth that. Can't see him joining another club though unless he's a certain starter.

 

[Ashtonian]

Not being funny but we should try not to sign everybody from Africa. What we gonna do when it's ACON (not the singer) time?

Right now it will be fine, but when it comes to smack that n the middle of january then koeman will be lonely when niasse is locked up.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Dafuq is that lad?





And on this fraud, was never worried about the Spurs interest because it was made up by his agent to squeeze more money from us. He doesn't do the dirty work at all, he merely runs around aimlessly, contributing absolutely zero to the team.


If we can bring in a quality cm, then McCarthy is the first one out the door

Autospell lol I think its some sort of accounts programme

 

[deipnosophist]

An aeroplane? at an airport you say? hmmmmmm (scratches chin)..........how unusual

lol lol

 

[BiggyRat]

We're being linked with Gabbiadini from Napoli in a couple of papers, anyone know if this is just more paper rumourmongering or if there's actually something to it? We're rivalling Wear Ham for him it would seem

Is that some obscure Lady Gaga reference?

 

[BiggyRat]

Hmm...private plane landed at JLA just over an hour ago. No registered callsign but definitely came from Europe.

Settle down, its just the Brexit paperwork.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Would really give us strength in depth that. Can't see him joining another club though unless he's a certain starter.

I'd say it's more than likely as right now if I were to guess he's fourth choice for one spot. Aguero, Ihenacho, false nine (Nolito/whoever else), then him. Like I say I'm guessing at Guardiola's mind though.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

He has nothing to do with me

How I feel right now. Spare me Lord Megatron