Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[McBain]

I have nothing constructive to add.

 

[Goat]

Asimir. Simply because I perceive him as being less of a meff.

Joe Hart.

He's a better keeper and it's not my money. Ideally we'd get someone better than both, but I don't 'watch foreign leagues' (read: play FM).

Big Joe .....yeah.

Your boy Asmir...pants.

You see I dunno, both have defo seen better days, both have a mistake in them and both are jolly good on their day.

Tough choice for me.

 

[McBain]

 

[McBain]

Except Wham Spam

 

[blulouie]

Holy moly!

It's you sending me weird riddles that is prolonging your engagement with me.

The only thing I can think of you engaging in is your X Box while your mum cooks your chicken dippers.

Any way I want us to sign Messi & Christiano Ronaldo.

 

[Llamadrama]

You see I dunno, both have defo seen better days, both have a mistake in them and both are jolly good on their day.

Tough choice for me.

Yeah but Hart is a massive bellwhiff. He's not Everton.

 

[pipling]

The fact that NOTHING he claimed to have solid info on actually happened and that EVERYTHING that has happened he had no prior knowledge of at all.

That, and my own analysis of the manner and tone of his posts over time.

It smells too much like bull. Sure he can wheel out the 'things change quickly etc' stuff. But if he was really getting genuine, close-up info you'd expect him to have predicted at least one thing correctly no?

Plus, I doubt whether someone who was in a position to get such inside info would then blabber it all over a forum.

The fact that he is given creditibiltiy by being officially associated with the site makes it an outrage to me.

Anyway, I shouldn't be talking about this. It's not allowed apparently.

No what is happening in Syria is an outrage..... You on the other hand are just a bore.

 

[RaleighBlue]

Kone's resurgence aside, we desperately need a striker.

Anyone know anything about this boy Lucas?

 

[Llamadrama]

The only thing I can think of you engaging in is your X Box while your mum cooks your chicken dippers.

Any way I want us to sign Messi & Christiano Ronaldo.

Nice try at humour. Not quite hit the mark though.

I'm 35, line in a flat in London, and I've never owned an Xbox.

And I only eat chicken dippers very occasionally.

 

[Goat]

Kone's resurgence aside, we desperately need a striker.

Anyone know anything about this boy Lucas?

Ive had a quick look, he seems a decent sort, worrying lack of goals until last year and a bit of a club hopping mutant

 

[Llamadrama]

No what is happening in Syria is an outrage..... You on the other hand are just a bore.

Sorry, I've been labouring under the illusion that this was a forum about Everton and not about the world's serious issues.

 

[blulouie]

Nice try at humour. Not quite hit the mark though.

I'm 35, line in a flat in London, and I've never owned an Xbox.

And I only eat chicken dippers very occasionally.

Good luck with the 5 fingered widow tonight then.

Big signing tomorow eh .

 

[RaleighBlue]

Ive had a quick look, he seems a decent sort, worrying lack of goals until last year and a bit of a club hopping mutant

Perfect for us then.

Wiki lists him at nearly 6 ft. Is he a target man or some skillful fella? Or some hybrid?

Basically we just need someone that can play the role to give Rom a rest, in my opinion. Kone is useless, and Geri is just not a Prem striker (yet, probably ever).

That West Brom match showed how utterly dependent we are on Lukaku. The season could go up in smoke with a bad injury.

 

[The Esk]

Way, way too much off topic stuff by many regular posters, and some newer ones too.

We're into the final week of the transfer window and thousands will be logging on from around the world to catch the latest, we don't want them trawling through loads of irrelevant stuff to find the latest news.

Please remember our rules re off topic posting in the Everton Forum.

 

[Hogwild]

Lads transfers come on FFS.

Joe Hart or the boy Asmir?

Quick straw poll, GO!

Sirigu.....