Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Blue Cheese]

Looks like missed out on Bony, need a striker and I will be miffed at the club if we dont secure one, it's neglection of duties.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Won't believe we have signed Brahimi until I see a blue dildo getting lodged in Vinny Oconnors earhole.

 

[Tubey]

Presumably Newcastle will be forced to lower their price today. I'm guessing if he leaves it will be more 20m than 30m.

Panic signings work the other way round I'm afraid. The fee increases.

And let's be perfectly frank - this would be a panic buy.

 

[mutley]

sissoko is signing for us, been told its happening ... not blagging to be itk, person always knows stuff at everton

You could be right there, Spuds saying they won't pay anywhere near 30m for him,

unfortunately i think we will.

 

[CynicalBlue]

I can go there if you want lol

Thanks Matty - You never know you might get a 3 year contract yourself?

 

[matty1878]

I'd be happy enough with Sissoko as we already have Barry and Gueye and could do with another player in that kind of position. Not remotely bothered what the fee is.

He'd probably end up doing well. Talented player and has been under some horrendous managers at Newcastle.

He's going to Spurs?

 

[matty1878]

Thanks Matty - You never know you might get a 3 year contract yourself?

Ha ha mate think il run there now

 

[LocalNative]

Will be crap if we don't buy a striker like.

 

[admirschleck]

Brahimi definitely is a marquee signing.

* - Would be

 

[Seanjd]

Sighting almost confirmed!

James Milner thought to have been spotted near Sunderland training ground. Turned out to be a stop sign.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Panic signings work the other way round I'm afraid. The fee increases.

And let's be perfectly frank - this would be a panic buy.

Nope. Not when your a championship team with a player who won't be arsed all season if you keep him because he's a mercenary.

 

[paulbefc]

He's going to Spurs?

I don't think anyone can be anywhere near certain really where players will end up until transfers are done, but it seems we have been linked.

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Coconut Boost?! What type of sorcery is this

 

[MartyMcFly]

He's going to Spurs?

He took a shot at being ITK

 

[The Cowboy]

I have a sneaking suspicion we'll get Hamez on a season loan.