Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[zirc]

Any word if the Gabbadabbadoo deal is still dead?

 

[Tubey]

Nope. Not when your a championship team with a player who won't be arsed all season if you keep him because he's a mercenary.

OK mate. Guarantee if we sign him it'll be for in excess of £25m.

Spurs have turned him down it seems because that will be the fee, and being sensible they've understood that he's not worth anywhere near that.

Weird thing is he wouldn't get a game in my starting eleven at Everton. Barry and Gana both far better players.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Just been told by my mate who works at FF that we're signing Mata's younger brother, Jwont.

Your mate SAM, who's made of mist, him?

Tit.

 

[MartSlinger]

Looks like missed out on Bony, need a striker and I will be miffed at the club if we dont secure one, it's neglection of duties.

Missed out on a striker that Paul Joyce told us all weeks ago that we never actually wanted.

 

[Marko VB]

We've not even had a sniff of a mention on SSN. Only incoming at finch farm so far has been Vinny's bacon butty.

Ah well, they say no news is good news right? Right?

 

[ToffeeTim]

OK mate. Guarantee if we sign him it'll be for in excess of £25m.

Spurs have turned him down it seems because that will be the fee, and being sensible they've understood that he's not worth anywhere near that.

Weird thing is he wouldn't get a game in my starting eleven at Everton. Barry and Gana both far better players.

I'm not arsed about him one bit but no one will pay 30m for him today I don't think. Newcastle hold zero aces as a lower league side.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Oh no, we're going to pay massively over the odds for Sissoko aren't we?

*sigh*

Don't worry Tubey, because there are lads on here who will convince you he is world class, and worth a lot more than we actually paid if we got him.

 

[Eggs]

...Brahini close or more jarg, I'm sure Vinnie will tell us;

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...rahimi-everton-club-record-deal-porto-forward

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

WILF at STOKE.

Always wanted to play alongside CROUCHY has WILF.

#AreStokeDeemedBiggerThanUs

 

[bullybeef]

Well well lads just over 12 hours to go and not a trace of any incomings.

Played Everton yer load of blerts.

 

[Mashtray]

sky taking the p**s









the do look good though...

 

[MartyMcFly]

Missed out on a striker that Paul Joyce told us all weeks ago that we never actually wanted.

I wanted him.

 

[Westend Blue]

I have a sneaking suspicion we'll get Hamez on a season loan.

It that happened satellite images from space for Oz would be confusing for astronauts. Thinking it was another polar cap

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

I predict at least one signing being someone that's not been on our radar until now. A biggie! ITK me. Hope we grab a striker. Being one injury short of playing Kone all season would be a serious mistake. I think we'll do fine though. They know what's needed.

 

[Abertonian]

Just woke up and switched on SSN, have we switched places with Stoke overnight?