Everton Transfer Thread 2016

zirc · August 31, 2016

Any word if the Gabbadabbadoo deal is still dead?

Tubey · August 31, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Nope. Not when your a championship team with a player who won't be arsed all season if you keep him because he's a mercenary.

OK mate. Guarantee if we sign him it'll be for in excess of £25m.

Spurs have turned him down it seems because that will be the fee, and being sensible they've understood that he's not worth anywhere near that.

Weird thing is he wouldn't get a game in my starting eleven at Everton. Barry and Gana both far better players.

TheHumbleEgg · August 31, 2016

Derek Acorah said:
Just been told by my mate who works at FF that we're signing Mata's younger brother, Jwont.

Your mate SAM, who's made of mist, him?

Tit.

MartSlinger · August 31, 2016

Blue Cheese said:
Looks like missed out on Bony, need a striker and I will be miffed at the club if we dont secure one, it's neglection of duties.

Missed out on a striker that Paul Joyce told us all weeks ago that we never actually wanted.

Marko VB · August 31, 2016

We've not even had a sniff of a mention on SSN. Only incoming at finch farm so far has been Vinny's bacon butty. :coffee:

Ah well, they say no news is good news right? Right?

ToffeeTim · August 31, 2016

Tubey said:
OK mate. Guarantee if we sign him it'll be for in excess of £25m.

Spurs have turned him down it seems because that will be the fee, and being sensible they've understood that he's not worth anywhere near that.

Weird thing is he wouldn't get a game in my starting eleven at Everton. Barry and Gana both far better players.

I'm not arsed about him one bit but no one will pay 30m for him today I don't think. Newcastle hold zero aces as a lower league side.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 31, 2016

Tubey said:
Oh no, we're going to pay massively over the odds for Sissoko aren't we?

*sigh*

Don't worry Tubey, because there are lads on here who will convince you he is world class, and worth a lot more than we actually paid if we got him.

Eggs · August 31, 2016

...Brahini close or more jarg, I'm sure Vinnie will tell us;

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...rahimi-everton-club-record-deal-porto-forward

TheHumbleEgg · August 31, 2016

WILF at STOKE.

Always wanted to play alongside CROUCHY has WILF.

#AreStokeDeemedBiggerThanUs

bullybeef · August 31, 2016

Well well lads just over 12 hours to go and not a trace of any incomings.

Played Everton yer load of blerts.

Mashtray · August 31, 2016

sky taking the p**s

the do look good though...

MartyMcFly · August 31, 2016

MartSlinger said:
Missed out on a striker that Paul Joyce told us all weeks ago that we never actually wanted.

I wanted him.

Westend Blue · August 31, 2016

The Cowboy said:
I have a sneaking suspicion we'll get Hamez on a season loan.

It that happened satellite images from space for Oz would be confusing for astronauts. Thinking it was another polar cap

AdaBrummieblue · August 31, 2016

I predict at least one signing being someone that's not been on our radar until now. A biggie! ITK me. Hope we grab a striker. Being one injury short of playing Kone all season would be a serious mistake. I think we'll do fine though. They know what's needed.