Everton Transfer Thread 2016

toffeejack · January 20, 2016

Kiwi said:
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toffeejack · January 20, 2016

blue61 said:
THIS THREAD IS BUNCHES?
Doesn't make sense.

This string is bunch of bananas

blue61 · January 20, 2016

toffeejack said:
This string is bunch of bananas

That makes more sense, cheers.

Groucho · January 20, 2016

Let's bid for Payet, just to watch the mass fume.

Raino85 · January 20, 2016

Swartzy said:
One good thing bout bobby, players attitudes deff play a big part in who he wants around, so we dont have 2 worry bout adebayor heading r way, wasted talent but his heads so far up his own ass instead of looking 4 team mates on the pitch, he spends half the game looking round the stadium 4 people with his name on there shirt

Yeah cos Eto'o, Distin, Gibson & McGeady all have great attitudes

Chimpy Glassman · January 20, 2016

Raino85 said:
Yeah cos Eto'o, Distin, Gibson & McGeady all have great attitudes

To be fair mate, he inherited 3 of them and the other one was too good an offer to pass up. Got shut of him pretty quick though.

Raino85 · January 20, 2016

Verbal Kint said:
For the love of God we are not buying a keeper... Have we listened to anything Martinez has said recently, he loves Howard and Robles is next in line. At least 200 pages have been about a keeper. It's not happening this window Stop doing it to yourselfs please...

Butland
Ter Stegen
Pickford
Boyko
Numerous Germans
Pantillimon
Ospina
Begovic

Not happening

Please I can't take it anymore.

In saying that I'd love Ter Stegen and I think we should buy him. Let's do it Roberto..

I need a nap having a breakdown here.

You missed out Marshall pal

Ashtonian · January 20, 2016

Raino85 said:
Yeah cos Eto'o, Distin, Gibson & McGeady all have great attitudes

Distin had a fine atittude mate.

He just didn't appreciate being dropped after being first choice his whole career. Bit of a tit sure for that but apart from that he was sound.

ijjysmith · January 20, 2016

Ashtonian said:
Distin had a fine atittude mate.

He just didn't appreciate being dropped after being first choice his whole career. Bit of a tit sure for that but apart from that he was sound.

Boss asking fans to fight him on Twitter. Boss.

Swartzy · January 20, 2016

Dunno what ur going on bout distin m8, he was perfect 4 us with great attitude till maybe his last season + then he went so uve lost me on where bobby went wrong there, gibson made a mistake off the pitch + is paying 4 that, neither bobby signings, eto pretty much gone as soon as could get rid of him once issues arrised, so yeah real bad management by bobby there!!

Ashtonian · January 20, 2016

ijjysmith said:
Boss asking fans to fight him on Twitter. Boss.

That was at the end of his career. For all parties his decline came unexpected, we hoped to get a year longer from him and he didn't like getting dropped the way he did. Couldn't leave to play elsewhere so i'm guessing he was a little fustrated.

Foot Long Hot Dog · January 20, 2016

Looks like we've flat lined here.

This thread needs reviving...stand back..... @Moomin is going to get the defibrillator fired up

Moomin · January 20, 2016

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Looks like we've flat lined here.

This thread needs reviving...stand back..... @Moomin is going to get the defibrillator fired up

I've read online that Watford have beat us to a Swansea winger.

All we need now is for Rom to be sold and be replaced by Shane Long and a number of people on here will spontaneous combust in fume.

MrGrumpy · January 20, 2016

Moomin said:
I've read online that Watford have beat us to a Swansea winger.

All we need now is for Rom to be sold and be replaced by Shane Long and a number of people on here will spontaneous combust in fume.

You forgot that Howard signs a new contract keeping here till hes 50

SerenityNigh · January 20, 2016

Moomin said:
I've read online that Watford have beat us to a Swansea winger.

All we need now is for Rom to be sold and be replaced by Shane Long and a number of people on here will spontaneous combust in fume.

Would be a massive improvement if a little bit burned away

Everton Transfer Thread 2016

toffeejack

Player Valuation: £100m

toffeejack

Player Valuation: £100m

blue61

I panda to nobody

Groucho

Moderator

Raino85

Player Valuation: £40m

Chimpy Glassman

Player Valuation: £30m

Raino85

Player Valuation: £40m

Ashtonian

Banned on request

ijjysmith

Calm

Swartzy

Player Valuation: £35m

Ashtonian

Banned on request

Foot Long Hot Dog

Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings

Moomin

Player Valuation: £90m

MrGrumpy

Player Valuation: £50m

SerenityNigh

now you're gonna hear about it