Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[davek]

Whatever player arrives we have a good chance that they'll be a success. Out of the 15 players bought so far by RM who we can judge through having a good few games under their belt, only McGeady, Alcarez and Kone have proven to be not up to the required standard - for a total fee of £6.5M.

The rest of the cash has been money well spent.

 

[Goat]

Whatever player arrives we have a good chance that they'll be a success. Out of the 15 players bought so far by RM who we can judge through having a good few games under their belt, only McGeady, Alcarez and Kone have proven to be not up to the required standard - for a total fee of £6.5M.

The rest of the cash has been money well spent.

He has signed 22 players.

And you missed off Kone, Traore and Eto'o.

 

[Goat]

Oh you added Kone, well he needs adding twice.

 

[Goat]

Plus McGeady costs us 15m in wages.

 

[abelard]

Didn't he briefly play for Wigan? The Martinez truthers will be hoping this does go through, so that if he doesn't score for us in his first fifteen minutes, they'll have a new excuse for conniptions.

This spanish tit is actually trying to turn us into Wigan.

They are like Trump in that five minutes after you try to satirize them, they turn in into cinema verité

 

[davek]

He has signed 22 players.

And you missed off Kone, Traore and Eto'o.

Go through them. Only 15 have been given game time. The rest are players put in the academy.

It's a hell of a success rate.

 

[silent bob]

Didn't he briefly play for Wigan? The Martinez truthers will be hoping this does go through, so that if he doesn't score for us in his first fifteen minutes, they'll have a new excuse for conniptions.

*doffs hat at use of the word conniption.

 

[davek]

He has signed 22 players.

And you missed off Kone, Traore and Eto'o.

Traore was on loan, scored then got injured...which is why I said 'given game time to judge'.

E'to: did reasonably wel on the pitch. Scored a few, set up a few and actually looked arsed about playing. even if he was, apparently, a loose cannon off the pitch.

 

[Goat]

Go through them. Only 15 have been given game time. The rest are players put in the academy.

It's a hell of a success rate.

Lets do this....

Geri HIT
The Clev HIT
Holgate ??????
LRod ??????
Mori HIT
Lennon HIT
Foulds ??????
Tarahahshshjai ??????
Niase MISS
Barry HIT
Robles HIT
Escape MISS
Jamo HIT
Utter Aids MISS MISS MISS
Stanek ?????
Kone MISS MISS MISS
Besic HIT HIT HIT
Lukaku HIT
Galloway HIT
Eto'o MISS
Traore MISS

10 HITS
6 MISSES
5 ??????

 

[silent bob]

Eto`o`s main contribution was giving us a witty ditty to take the piss out of the rs.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Lets do this....

Geri HIT
The Clev HIT
Holgate ??????
LRod ??????
Mori HIT
Lennon HIT
Foulds ??????
Tarahahshshjai ??????
Niase MISS
Barry HIT
Robles HIT
Escape MISS
Jamo HIT
Utter Aids MISS MISS MISS
Stanek ?????
Kone MISS MISS MISS
Besic HIT HIT HIT
Lukaku HIT
Galloway HIT
Eto'o MISS
Traore MISS

10 HITS
6 MISSES
5 ??????

Lukaku gets only one Hit from you?

 

[Goat]

Lukaku gets only one Hit from you?

Hes no Besic.

 

[abelard]

Niase MISS

Says it all, really...

 

[FTY]

Lets do this....

Geri HIT
The Clev HIT
Holgate ??????
LRod ??????
Mori HIT
Lennon HIT
Foulds ??????
Tarahahshshjai ??????
Niase MISS
Barry HIT
Robles HIT
Escape MISS
Jamo HIT
Utter Aids MISS MISS MISS
Stanek ?????
Kone MISS MISS MISS
Besic HIT HIT HIT
Lukaku HIT
Galloway HIT
Eto'o MISS
Traore MISS

10 HITS
6 MISSES
5 ??????

Missed out his biggest miss, Atsu.

Genuinely worst player I've ever seen in a blue shirt.

 

[Goat]

Says it all, really...