Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[matty1878]

2 year anniversary of him signing? Makes sense to mark the occasion.
Transfers are all smoke and mirrors and agent agendas.
Let's just see how it plays out.

richy did the same.

 

[Zeitgeist]

The good old Everton Soares rumours back in town. Would still like him, makes stuff happen.

Cue the Instagram like spies...

 

[Blue Shoes]

Why the hell are we apparently after Martin braithwaite? Guys struggled to hit double figures everywhere he’s been, was rubbish at Middlesbrough in the championship , somehow got a move to Barca And now we’re linked to him?
Imagine this attacking trio....

Iwobi
Braithwaite
Siggy

enough to relegate us to non league

Well, i mean it's completely made, as well as the fact we'd ever play that as a front 3 in any game ever.

That would require, richarlison, kean, dcl, walcott, bernard and Gordon to all be injured at the same time.

 

[Zezti]

The good old Everton Soares rumours back in town. Would still like him, makes stuff happen.

Cue the Instagram like spies...

Instagram spy here.
I can tell you Soares, Richy and Gabriel all like and follow each other and have done for some time.
Make of that what you will.

 

[Goat]

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Good to see us linked with a RB, probably JonJoe Kenny going, also I'm expecting the influx of Turkish posters

 

[Lelouch]

Signing Brazilians and raiding Lille looks like our plan.

 

[Connor]

Whats his stance on saluting genocidal regimes please

 

[Goat]

Good to see us linked with a RB, probably JonJoe Kenny going, also I'm expecting the influx of Turkish posters

Looks decent on the old tube.

Can certainly pass a ball it seems, no idea other than that.

 

[Connor]

Ah yes, he does. Avoid, please

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

we only sign Turkish players if they have spray on hair! This lad appears to have the dark locks of Zeus himself. Get in the bin.

 

[meagher94]

Have Turkish Football ever gotten anything right?

 

[allen]

Why the hell are we apparently after Martin braithwaite? Guys struggled to hit double figures everywhere he’s been, was rubbish at Middlesbrough in the championship , somehow got a move to Barca And now we’re linked to him?
Imagine this attacking trio....

Iwobi
Braithwaite
Siggy

enough to relegate us to non league

His release clause is a mere €300 million.

It’d be a hell of a way to sink the club once and for all.

 

[Nymzee]

Momma likes

 

[Nymzee]

Celik would immediately be our most dreamy player too.

Sorry Andre.