Everton v Crystal Palace. 21st Sep at 16.00.

[JayHig]

possession this possession that, ffs.

 

[deipnosophist]

Sod Everton . My pork chop is absolutely perfect. Yum yum

I have recently taken to putting a little fresh tarragon in my pork gravy...very nice

 

[toffee matt]

 

[maurice]

catalan clown

 

[Del]

Awful thing is how our attack is forced to try to move heaven and earth to win matches since our defence is absolutely haemorrhaging shocking goals.

You could see Lukaku and Mirallas pounding the pitch and kicking the goal posts at the end. And for what? For being behind against a team with 30% of the possession who hardly fashioned a single chance by themselves all match.


As for for Howard, this being fantastic one match and horrific the next doesn´t work for me. Give me consistently average in a keeper.

Finally, Osman. Next time I see him start a match for us in the premiership I´m just going to stop watching.

Perfect game plan by Warnock that

 

[bluemangroup]

No mate, Warnock had the perfect game plan

LOL

Thought they played us how you should play us tbh.

 

[Chang Elephant]

On a positive note this is the first in time ages I've come on here after a defeat and no ones blamed Bill or the board.

You've probably got plenty of links for this weird statement ?

 

[toffee matt]

On a positive note this is the first in time ages I've come on here after a defeat and no ones blamed Bill or the board.
Times they are a changing on got.

Why are you always having a go at people having a go against the board ?

 

[LinekersLegs]

Did Warnock instruct his lads to wait for our players to cock up?

They had 3 shots on target all game

We had 79% of the ball so I would say we controlled the game pretty well, We had plenty of chances to win the game

Fact is if certain players don't make stupid errors we win that game easily

Tbf that would be a smart tactic at the moment

 

[bicycleheader]

Disagree mate its happening way too many times this season for it to not be martinezs fault.

If you cock up you are bollocked and dropped, Jagielka has not been dropped once despite playing like Titus bramble all season and distin who has been just as bad has come back from injury and BAM straight back into the first team. Absolute joke

except its not really an absolute joke. They are our main centre backs. They will be replaced at some point, but most teams will stick with their captain and his defensive partner during a poor patch. Also Coleman was injured so Distin was always likely to come back in.

So when you stop over reacting, you will realise it's not an absolute joke. It's pretty normal actually.

97.3% of posts containing phrases like absolute joke and it's a disgrace are crap (Source: National Centre for Great Stats and stuff)

 

[Del]

Thought they played us how you should play us tbh.

Perfect mate

 

[hktoffee]

The biggest mistake is to change your winning method which is working so well for the past two games.

 

[riddick]

What a joke. He may be right in that we should have gotten something out of this but him resting players..in SEPTEMBER..is ridiculous. Sort it the fook out.

 

[rascal]

I blame @chicoazul tbh, we've not had a 100% record since he started creating match threads.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Tears and shaking here..

Martinez out. Relegation beckons I'm afraid..