Match Thread Everton v Fulham - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[14_dollars]

This team would genuinely struggle in the championship.

Zero pace, zero creativity and an error prone defence.

 

[dCahill17]

That team is a disgrace, awful. Maupay should never play for Everton ever again, after last season and pre season. And Michael Keane is a liability.

 

[Thomasc]

mother mercy, the irony of that pic.

The biggest fanny in the team with a fighting pose.

I hear you.

The state of this club, Keane and Maupay on that team sheet Will immediately deflate the crowd, nailed on.

Koff DCL too, it’s boring now, he needs replacing and getting rid of if any club are stupid enough to take him off our hands.

 

[welshtoffee]

Dyche needs booting straight out of Goodison for picking that team

 

[Hackbread]

Genuinely wouldn’t look out of place in the championship.

That's exactly what I thought.
Grim

 

[mawders]

Dcl not even on the bench?

 

[Clarky cat]

Keane + Maupey x DCL in stands = Grandoldteam meltdowns.
What a very pleasing way to start the season
Commence “operation bladder explosion”

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Harry Kane will be playing for Bayern tonight. How can we not get Chermiti even on the bench?

 

[buededw1]

Sorry injured again...

 

[Wat Tyler]

If the plan was not to have DCL in the squad, why didn’t he tell us in the press conference?

Not even messing he has probably picked up a training knock, how people are saying “we have Chermiti now so we don’t need another striker “ is beyond me. DCL has to be treated as a “any game we get from him is a bonus,” not as a first choice

 

[HappyJack]

Maupay I mean talk about not learning anything at all. Here we are another season and still the striker problems. Desperate. Pass me the Kool Aid

 

[Zatara]

If Dyche persists with Keane and Maupay he should be sacked for Gross misconduct which means he won`t get a payout...

DYCHE OUT!!!

F useless that he thinks that Keane is better than Branthwaite and Maupay is better than a traffic cone.

When Keane was talking up Maupay in pre-season I had a feeling this S was going to happen.

Keane and Maupay is he joking. Be surprised if we get anything here. Joke of a team

Pathetic, absolutely pathetic from Dyche.

Home game, first game and this is his team...

...doesnt make changes till late either.

Going to be a hard watch.

 

[Sona]

Branthwaite absolutely should be starting ahead of Keane.

Even Godfrey should be starting ahead of Keane.

I can accept injuries but choosing to play Keave over not one but two better players. Frustrating.

Anyway, I’ll try to be positive. COYB.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Can’t believe anyone really thought he’d start Branthwaite. The wings and upfront still look so so weak - the spine of the team looks solid enough. Just going. To be a case of trying to grind out results again this season.

 

[matty1878]

I don’t get why people are surprised, all the talk this week has pointed that this exact team.

because all week we’re told we have a striker to play

now we don’t

he’s got a CB on the bench and a JOKE of one starting