Match Thread Everton v Man United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Saaby]

Don't think the team did either

There was a conspiracy on Stake, where the company tells the club they must lose so they don’t payout bets in Everton. Obviously this is BS however after this performance I’m starting to believe it.

 

[carolinablue232]

The DON is On!

He’s Niasse without the random goal off his backside

 

[T LEAFE]

If we stay up it will be another miracle

 

[ForeverEverton]

Not a chance we got a goal in us here....

 

[GoldenToffee]

We've been utterly pitiful in the final third here. Embarrassingly bad. De Gea hasn't made a single save yet.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Onana’s headers are bizarre

 

[Jebus_lives]

Got to get balls into the box now.

 

[atypicalusername]

He’s Niasse without the random goal off his backside

Limbs if he scores a brace here

 

[Davidoff]

Rondon ?

 

[Groucho]

Rondon double incoming

If this happens I’ll upgrade your membership.

 

[Paul Rideout]

if this isn't at least 7 mins stoppage it's an effing con.

 

[Drico]

Nowhere near our level of crapness

Ah, we beat them last season when we were even worse. I can accept losing to a side much better resourced than us. What I can't accept is dismissing a complete no-show as us returning to the mean. It's not like we won five of the last six. We have been steadily - but painfully slowly - improving this season. This United side is poor. We need to be getting something here - if not a point, then a performance. We have gotten neither.

 

[Ian]

Come on Everton, we can still get a draw out of this.

I usually think this when we're 2-0 up with 5 mins to play.

 

[Ozwell]

I think we forgot what a forward pass is!!!

 

[Northeastblue]

McNeil

If we stay up it will be another miracle

What ?