Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Tuesday 17th September - 19:45

[trueblue84]

Fulham just beaten by PNE like, so not quite the worst result of the night at least

This could be our new positivity thread. "Things that are worse than Everton"...

Hezbollah just got blown up by 90s-style pagers.

 

[Blue_Berry]

Fulham out now as well by the way

Ryan Ledson scored the winner for Preston (16-15!), as well as a gem in normal time...

 

[TrueBlue1978]

I'm seriously considering telling my young nephew who's 8 and starting to get into Everton (he's a massive Ronaldo fan BTW?)
Not to bother!

 

[Bristol Blue]

I can smell something in the air, and it’s a stench of QPR away next season

 

[RomanReigns]

By the way Virginia is an awful goalkeeper

Pens aside his kicking is atrocious and he has no clue what to do with the ball at his feet other than hoof it away and give the ball away

 

[daza_1973]

Six games in 5 losses and one triumph against a fourth division outfit.
How is he still employed?

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Want us to win obviously, but reckon it’ll be a shoot out loss…..again

Where do I get my Oracle badge from?

 

[Big Bad Blue]

What’s the point anymore. Seriously? Our last season at Goodison and this is it. I’ve said it before, I’ve never been closer to calling it a day. There is no fun in this anymore for me.

Glory hunter...

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

You know what I’m not that bothered that we lost tonight, but what really boils my wizz is the fact we can’t string 2 passers together we are truly awful and that’s down to the manager and the coaching staff.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Six games in 5 losses and one triumph against a fourth division outfit.
How is he still employed?

FINE MARGINS BABY

 

[Street end man]

Nobody there to boot him, or nobody that cares.

 

[irishblue11]

Never felt so disconnected to an Everton team, joyless and soulless for a long time

 

[Jacob]

Shameful on and off the pitch.
International class penalty saver on the bench....first choice on the night striker binned off to the bench to facilitate elderly defender coming on....elderly player misses penalty and therefore the game.
Shows our pitiful demise that Dyche and his fellow nomarks Woan and Stone were allowed to decamp en masse in the first place here after being Turfed-Moor out. We are poorly trained physically stamina wise, tactically, and alarmingly the "givens"...passing, beating the man, tackling cleanly. Who cares though.

 

[RomanReigns]

I can’t express in words my utter disdain for Doucoure

How can a professional footballer give the ball away all the time and not make a simple pass to his teammate

How did he become a footballer?

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Only three for me, Young, Keane and Doucoure.

I think you're incredibly charitable mate. I think that most of these rancid players will continue to poison the club long after the bellend Dyche goes.