trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
This could be our new positivity thread. "Things that are worse than Everton"...Fulham just beaten by PNE like, so not quite the worst result of the night at least
Hezbollah just got blown up by 90s-style pagers.
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Hezbollah just got blown up by 90s-style pagers.
Ryan Ledson scored the winner for Preston (16-15!), as well as a gem in normal time...
TrueBlue1978
Player Valuation: £225k
I'm seriously considering telling my young nephew who's 8 and starting to get into Everton (he's a massive Ronaldo fan BTW?)
Not to bother!
Not to bother!
Bristol Blue
Player Valuation: £15m
I can smell something in the air, and it’s a stench of QPR away next season 
By the way Virginia is an awful goalkeeper
Pens aside his kicking is atrocious and he has no clue what to do with the ball at his feet other than hoof it away and give the ball away
Pens aside his kicking is atrocious and he has no clue what to do with the ball at his feet other than hoof it away and give the ball away
Six games in 5 losses and one triumph against a fourth division outfit.
How is he still employed?
How is he still employed?
Where do I get my Oracle badge from?
Big Bad Blue
Player Valuation: £50k
Glory hunter...
You know what I’m not that bothered that we lost tonight, but what really boils my wizz is the fact we can’t string 2 passers together we are truly awful and that’s down to the manager and the coaching staff.
FINE MARGINS BABY
Nobody there to boot him, or nobody that cares.
irishblue11
Player Valuation: £8m
Never felt so disconnected to an Everton team, joyless and soulless for a long time
Shameful on and off the pitch.
International class penalty saver on the bench....first choice on the night striker binned off to the bench to facilitate elderly defender coming on....elderly player misses penalty and therefore the game.
Shows our pitiful demise that Dyche and his fellow nomarks Woan and Stone were allowed to decamp en masse in the first place here after being Turfed-Moor out. We are poorly trained physically stamina wise, tactically, and alarmingly the "givens"...passing, beating the man, tackling cleanly. Who cares though.
International class penalty saver on the bench....first choice on the night striker binned off to the bench to facilitate elderly defender coming on....elderly player misses penalty and therefore the game.
Shows our pitiful demise that Dyche and his fellow nomarks Woan and Stone were allowed to decamp en masse in the first place here after being Turfed-Moor out. We are poorly trained physically stamina wise, tactically, and alarmingly the "givens"...passing, beating the man, tackling cleanly. Who cares though.
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I can’t express in words my utter disdain for Doucoure
How can a professional footballer give the ball away all the time and not make a simple pass to his teammate
How did he become a footballer?
How can a professional footballer give the ball away all the time and not make a simple pass to his teammate
How did he become a footballer?
Gwladysstreetlad
Player Valuation: £50m
I think you're incredibly charitable mate. I think that most of these rancid players will continue to poison the club long after the bellend Dyche goes.