Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Tuesday 17th September - 19:45

[donny]

I can’t express in words my utter disdain for Doucoure

How can a professional footballer give the ball away all the time and not make a simple pass to his teammate

How did he become a footballer?

He scored a goal though.

 

[Chewbacca]

Ashley Young

I’m done

 

[supertoffee98]

The thought of spending my weekends cheering on Marine, who actually seem to care, is very appealing

And yet somehow I know I'll still end up going to watch Everton

Where is Jeremy Kyle for my toxic relationship with Everton?

 

[blueblue]

25% possession

 

[James Roberts]

Don't think it has anything to do with losing the dressing room. He has his way of playing and will not deviate even when his record shows majority of the time he gets it totally wrong. He is stuck and it does not matter what class of player he has he will just stick to his way. Thelwell needs to tell him (as DoF) he wants a certain style of play and more importantly, play to players strengths and utilise them all. Tonight, Ndiaye for example was starved of the ball, our players did not support each other. Our team did not even attempt to play football

Patterson and pickford might disagree...

 

[AsiaAsia82]

If that was the last cup tie at Goodison Park then hang your head in shame Dyche

 

[Street end man]

They’re both wage stealers

Keane can do a job, and can hit a football sweetly. As a back up i've no issues with him.

 

[Blue Roo]

Nobody there to boot him, or nobody that cares.

Wouldn't surprise me to see to see Moshiri doing the Harry Holt with the parachute money, with Dyche getting a little fixer nixer.

 

[banno]

Patterson and pickford might disagree...

Disagree with what

 

[Azza]

hahahahahaha

 

[Librarian]

He’s run his course. It worked for a while but is now counterproductive. It happened the same way at Burnley. He overachieved but got found out eventually.

EXACTLY
We are the most predictable side I have ever seen in my life.
So easy to plan for a game against us.

 

[donny]

I think we ought to stay up because a worse squad than this one essentially finished 11th last season.

We’ve improved the starting 11, and the bench.

A half decent manager can get 17th, no sweat.

Worst Everton squad I've seen since abt 1973.

 

[supertoffee98]

First Prince Andrew and Phillip Schofield, now it is now time for a BBC tell all interview with Sean Dyche

 

[BlueStevie35]

It would be easier to name the players who aren't wage thieves stealing from the club. Pickford, Coleman (possibly one or two others who I'd find easier naming if I wasn't so angry) and the kids. The rest are an utter disgrace.

The 5 who joined have a pass, McNeil, Pickford, Mykolenko, Tarks, Gana, Garner and any of the U21 lads who’ve had a game

Coleman, love him but his legs have gone and certainly shouldn’t be playing international football still

Harrison I’m indifferent about

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

That Beto/Young sub will go down in the annals of Everton folklore. Majestic.