Match Thread Everton v Watford. 8th Aug at 15.00.

[Groucho]

http://www.wfcforums.com/showthread...-of-humour&s=6d6035ff4702e5101f407d8c52e49e7d

Some of them take it in good humour. I'd have banned half of them on there like.

Oh, I have, here.

 

[KevMirallas]

Utter rubbish trying to masquerade as vaguely comic and well informed.

He's bloody nailed you, @chicoazul.

To be fair, I did that one FA Cup preview last season against West Ham and stumbled upon a whole heap of them ripping me on Twitter after the game. So it seems fans don't like hearing they are scruffy and their teams aren't, and never will be, Everton.

 

[ijjysmith]

http://www.wfcforums.com/showthread...-of-humour&s=6d6035ff4702e5101f407d8c52e49e7d

Hahaha. If I have a quiet work afternoon on defo signing up there.

 

[snipellis11]

Everton are boss. Watford are not. It's as simple as that.

 

[deipnosophist]

from the Watford forum: btw Stalin was one of the good(ish) people to stop the holocaust

 

[chicoazul]

Some of them are sound and make me feel bad as they get it. The previews are mostly complete garbage that say stuff and things which mean mostly nothing and you learn nothing from. Same as the official previews but just more ripping.

 

[Moomin]

Miss! Miss! HH24 hurt my feelings!

Are you lot really that tragic?

HH24 is a she by the way.

Face like a plasterers radio I've heard.

Sod off and get back to banging your sister.

This is Everton, bow down and kiss our feet.

 

[AndyC]

http://www.wfcforums.com/showthread...-of-humour&s=6d6035ff4702e5101f407d8c52e49e7d

Dearie me, quite an angry bunch aren't they.
Come on Blues, let's give 'em a damn good spanking on Saturday.

 

[Moomin]

I'm more shocked that some of them laughed at the tosh @chicoazul wrote.

Imagine the fume from them if @bizzaro had the testicular fortitude to write a preview.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Pretty sure Osman, Barry and Naismith will be playing, I'll go for a draw.

 

[meagher94]

Loss if Barry plays and Lukaku is out.
Draw if Barry plays and Lukaku is in.
Win if Barry doesn't play and Lukaku is in.

 

[Librarian]

Season starting then? sigh

(...feel like a abused spouse going back to the other half for the sake of the kids)


Oh err....COYB!

 

[Robertor]

Loss if Barry plays and Lukaku is out.
Draw if Barry plays and Lukaku is in.
Win if Barry doesn't play and Lukaku is in.

Whole team plays differently if Barry isn't in there, in a bad way. As much as he had a poor season last year we don't have anyone else to control the tempo of the match. He'll be better this season not having to play every week.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

So this is why @GrandOldTeam wanted the @chicoazul preview in early this week! This extra traffic from the Watford fume fest must see the site raking it in!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

They are very angry. They will be even more upset after we destroy them 1-0 on Saturday.