Match Thread Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[sandybrownsbighead]

If we lose this I'm changing my name to matty1879 and going full meltdown

We resisted as long as we could but we are all Matty now

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Dyche will go with
Pickford
Patterson - Tarkowski - Keane - Young
Gana
Garner - Onana -Danjuma
Doucoure
Maupay

I would much prefer

Pickford
Garner - Tarkowski - Keane - Branthwaite - Young
Garner - Gana - Onana
Doucoure
Danjuma

 

[brieverton]

A relegation six-pointer in the last week of August. Everton in 2023/24.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Dyche will go with
Pickford
Patterson - Tarkowski - Keane - Young
Gana
Garner - Onana -Danjuma
Doucoure
Maupay

I would much prefer

Pickford
Garner - Tarkowski - Keane - Branthwaite - Young
Garner - Gana - Onana
Doucoure
Danjuma

Asking a bit too much of Garner there

 

[Milkman]

I would:

Pickford

Patterson
Branthwaite
Tarkowski
Mykolenko

Garner
Gana
Doucoure

Dobbin
Danjuma
Maupay

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

A relegation six-pointer in the last week of August. Everton in 2023/24.

I wasn't exactly bubbling with optimism after last season but I never thought we'd have to wait until September for our first goal.

 

[Bluerover]

We can do this

It's the hope that kills you

 

[mikel_88]

Rough spot now, this is a must win. Some of the deluded individuals on here aside, this is the best we even have available right now. If they can play like Fulham itll be fine as even a super inexperienced 19 year can finish 1 of Maupays misses.

Pickford
Patterson Tarks Branthwaite Young
Onana Gana Doucoure
Garner Chermiti Danjuma​

Would have young at rb myko at lb drop onana/dacoure for garner at cm.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Fully expect the first half an hour in this thread to be full of "Good to see some effort from the lads. If we play like this we'll be fine", followed by a cacophony of "FFS", "joke", "GOOD TIMES HAHAHAHAHA", etc, and then utter and complete despair for the final hour and a half while we create absolutely nothing.

 

[MikeH72]

Fully expect the first half an hour in this thread to be full of "Good to see some effort from the lads. If we play like this we'll be fine", followed by a cacophony of "FFS", "joke", "GOOD TIMES HAHAHAHAHA", etc, and then utter and complete despair for the final hour and a half while we create absolutely nothing.

As soon as I read “ffs” I know what’s happened.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

As soon as I read “ffs” I know what’s happened.

The first one is ok because you think maybe we've just missed a sitter or something, but then when you refresh and there's 16 "FFS" in a row, it's time to put the kettle on.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Asking a bit too much of Garner there

He is twice the player I thought he was.

 

[MikeH72]

The first one is ok because you think maybe we've just missed a sitter or something, but then when you refresh and there's 16 "FFS" in a row, it's time to put the kettle on.

“ffs”

“LOL”

“Pathetic”

“Everton that”

All in a row, close the curtains.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

If they play like they did against United then another L for us. Only saving grace is that they find goals as hard to come by as we do.

They have looked far more dangerous, though, and created more chances.

 

[get-your-coat-on]

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