Everton vs DC United

[Nordecke]

He looks like a serbian war criminal in that camo gear!

*Faps

 

[turner]

distin is apparently wearing some kind of training bra. ebepton are kinky mothers.

 

[Nordecke]

Nah, me and Nords are just dead alike.

Masculine, no-nonsense alpha males.

*Beats wife

 

[Kay20]

You know MLS better than I do, but I would expect more $$. Jozy went for $10M so I'd think at least that......

Jozy was banging them in when he left though - Najar needs to do more for his club before he gets sold for that type of money. If he does, he has the potential to go for even more.

 

[RFUS]

Don't be ridiculous. The manager's job is to find a system that accommodates and suits his best players. So you're going to leave out a player who has been either top scorer or second top scorer for us in every year that he joined the club and replace him with a player who has had one purple patch in 10 years and never scores more than about 5? Ossie wasn't even amongst the top-assist providers last season.

No, a manager's job is to make the best side he can with what he has. It's about getting players on the pitch in roles they can fit into, and getting players to form partnerships.

You must be having us on.

 

[RFUS]

*Beats wife

*Hides bruises

 

[Brownie]

ALRIGHT ROSS CHILL OUT MATE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Allezfan]

distin is apparently wearing some kind of training bra. ebepton are kinky mothers.

Monitor thing all players have during pre season. Tests their fitness, how much they ran and that sort of thing.

 

[Kay20]

I'm starting to think Seamus just doesn't want to play RB. He looks like his heart isn't in it. Aka his best moments look winger-ish.

 

[chicoazul]

He looks like a serbian war criminal in that camo gear!

Brilliant.

Nah, me and Nords are just dead alike.

Masculine, no-nonsense alpha males.

DUPLICATE ACCOUNT ALERT FFS.

*Faps

Hahahahahaha.

 

[icburns]

distin is apparently wearing some kind of training bra. ebepton are kinky mothers.

Think it's called a bro. PHWOAR.

 

[njligernj]

Isnt Chris Pontius off of Jackass?!?

In the second half DC are going to see if Jags and Distin can handle this ...

 

[ToffeeDan]

Has Seamus got some sort of heart monitor on - he seems to have a lump at the top of his back (saw this on the previous game as well)?

 

[chriswho]

Decent first half against a sloppy side. First 20 mins sheer class.

My thoughts exactly. Think the conditions started to level the field after 20 minutes.

 

[billycopper]

But Ossie's role also coincided with Saha and beckford scoring loads more than they did with Cahill in the side. The best midfielders create goals for others by controlling the game and making sure the ball is in the mixer. Osman can do that when played in the middle. Arttea can do that when not partnered with fellaini. Cahill simply can't, it's not in his skill set.

Saha scored 4 in one game against Blackpool, which counted for the majority of his goals, before he got injured again. Beckford notched at fairly regular intervals throughout the season. Neither can be directly connected to the presence (or lack of) of either Cahill or Osman. Our problem is that our strikers don't contribute enough goals, so we need a regular source from midfield. Unless Osman or Arteta can take over that responsibility, we need Cahill somewhere in the side.