John Osters Love Child
Player Valuation: £6m
bless them
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Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
billytoffee
Player Valuation: £20m
I fear for some it will all be too much and they will return to supporting Stavanger, Oslo or Trondheim with their more local supporters returning to the lower leagues in Bedfordshire and Berkshire.
AaronTheBlue
Player Valuation: £60m
Didn't think they'd be right its just rumours floating around
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Amuses me no end that they don't realise that the FSG model has never been shown to work outside of Baseball for very good reasons.
They have owners whose main interest by far is their Baseball team
They have owners whose business model revolves around speculating on players rather than trying to buy proven ones.
They have owners who tried to fleece them over ticket prices and U-turned on a major decision within a day or two - showing how much a group of chancers they really are
They have owners who won't invest a penny of their own money into the club
They have a manager who has a lower win percentage than the manager they revile in Hodgson and lower than the manager they just sacked to get Klopp in
Their most underperforming players curiously enough seem the ones that have been Klopp targets, so the idea of not being able to get the best out the team as its another managers players seem a bit hollow
lol proper bellends them. One of them is a belter saying how great FSG are because they are sports specialists and understand their customers......until the ticket thing that is but that doesn't count erm.
Bellends, lots and lots and lots of bellends gutted.
Just remember Kopites, we were here first and we will be the last standing you shower of utter bitter scruffy bellend beauts!!
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Hopefully it can direct you to a European version
eternal_defiance
Player Valuation: £8m
I think it will be around 12.1% and 8%
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
475 pages too !!!!!
They are REALLY worried which makes me a little bit happier
....they should be less concerned with how much they have than how they spend it. Mega bucks signing after mega bucks signing greeted with joy only to be found not worth the money they paid. The list is too long to mention but 2 £30m forwards failed to make an impact yesterday and they laughed at us for paying £28m for Lukaku.
475 pages too !!!!!
They are REALLY worried which makes me a little bit happier
The thing is mate we are all realists and barely take any good news seriously but there they are writing dissertations about why we won't have loads to spend and why it won't work for us and they go on about us not having to sell our best players or loan..
Last time I checked EVERY top player they had on their books swanned off as soon as something better came along. If they need reminding here's a little list for them -
Suarez
Torres
Alonso
Mascherano
Plus captain fantastic wanted to jump ship a couple of times.
"Yeah but our owners brothers cleaner is worth £120 a week so we are worth more than Moshiri lads"
Shut up you gang of mutants and understand that normal order of service is about to resume. We won't even have to do anything to that lot either because they are great at self imploding themselves time after time, they really are the gift that keeps on giving lol
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
@Watch this space - sorry mate, I meant Woods not Earle
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
What makes me laugh is that they have spent a small country's budget trying to get in the top 4 and they are no better than we are and we never had a pot to piss in till now
They have had charlatans and clowns at that club were they burned through money like it was going out of fashion yet we're skint and still level with them give and take a few points.
Its dawned on them that we now have a real chance of leaving them behind, all we need is a world class stadium in Stanley park so that every time those clowns look out the window they will see a new modern stadium belong to the oldest and greatest team in the City.
Fun times ahead
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
What makes me laugh is that they have spent a small country's budget trying to get in the top 4 and they are no better than we are and we never had a pot to piss in till now
They have had charlatans and clowns at that club were they burned through money like it was going out of fashion yet we're skint and still level with them give and take a few points.
Its dawned on them that we now have a real chance of leaving them behind, all we need is a world class stadium in Stanley park so that every time those clowns look out the window they will see a new modern stadium belong to the oldest and greatest team in the City.
Fun times ahead
Even if none of this comes to pass, at least it will be fun winding that lot up for a while.