Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
He should get the cage that was on at the end of The Crystal Maze on the pitch at half time and fill it full of £50's..Read somewhere he will be at Goodison for the game against Chelski. Hope they let him out onto the pitch to give everyone a look at his wallet, hang on though, is he any good at defending?
Get Speedo Mick in there grabbing them..