What a terrifying place that mind must be.
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Ackctckchually, if you really think about it while meditating, you’ll find that we could have like a Cat’s Protection but for Sheikhs, where you go and look at all the Sheikhs behind a window and pick out your favourite ones to take over the club. Look at the cuddly Bahraini over there, he’s boisterous but fun and would buy us Willy Gnonto for £60m! But I don’t want to leave little Qatari over there on his own, he keeps looking at us
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We could have Ant Dec do a Saturday Sheikh away,Ackctckchually, if you really think about it while meditating, you’ll find that we could have like a Cat’s Protection but for Sheikhs, where you go and look at all the Sheikhs behind a window and pick out your favourite ones to take over the club. Look at the cuddly Bahraini over there, he’s boisterous but fun and would buy us Willy Gnonto for £60m! But I don’t want to leave little Qatari over there on his own, he keeps looking at us
Ommmmmmmmmm.
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Ah sorry, you have only won an American hedge fund this time, but lets see what you could have won.
BenToffee79
Player Valuation: £8m
Not hard enough for my liking needs to accept the horlicks he’s made of this job with Kenwright accept the ridiculously Low offer coming his way and leave us to heal
Hes willing to accept any offer that allows him to walk away.
I dunno, its not like United with him having lines of people queuing up to throw money at him.
Again, im not defending him, but I bet even Moshiri himself is shouting MOSHIRI OUT.
If I had my way, we would be taken over by a consortium consisting of a royal family member from a Gulf Arab state, and James Dyson.
Just imagine the sponsorship opportunities we could explore, specifically, a multi-million pound brand tie-in deal with S. C. Johnson & Son, in which we have "Sheikh & Vac" plastered around BMD. The opportunities are literally endless. But no doubt this hasn't even been mentioned in the Everton board room. Absolute amateurs.
Just imagine the sponsorship opportunities we could explore, specifically, a multi-million pound brand tie-in deal with S. C. Johnson & Son, in which we have "Sheikh & Vac" plastered around BMD. The opportunities are literally endless. But no doubt this hasn't even been mentioned in the Everton board room. Absolute amateurs.
This joke sucks
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
I know its often difficult to comprehend anything that isn't S P E L T. O U T. A S. S U C H - so allow me to elaborate my friend.
As @catcherintherye as often eluded to - there is a borderline xenophobic attitude towards middle eastern money / ownership in football in which the latest is some PL clubs trying to get middle eastern entities from being able to buy into the league.
I was simply stating that if hypothetically every club in the PL were owned by middle eastern money - the league would be a much more competitive and equal competition and God forbid an Everton or Crystal Palace could actually challenge for the title.
As it stands, US ownership accounts for around half of the PL iirc and the gulf in finances/competition is the largest its ever been.
The future of this (any many other sports) lay in the middle east. I pity the fool who doesn't acknowledge that in 10+ years from now most global sporting events will be held either in the middle east or have middle eastern money backing it.
US ownership has been a failure in this country - Moshiri needs to be whoring us out like a cheap brass to every Shiekh and Sultan in his phone directory otherwise we'll continue to stagnate and not be at the forefront of the new era of football just like we stagnated during the birth of the PL.
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What is blud waffling about
Legendary
Sorry @Goat this wins
Sake lad, borderline xenophobia, read your post again and then once more and please tell me you see the contradiction in your statement, christ on a bike!
I know you won't see it, rather like the infamous self tagging you do!
Zen isn't working for you, I swear.
Some about turn from the “Muslims are terrorists” rhetoric he once spouted.