Farting

[blue61]

Having just had a belting curry for tea, I am an active participant of this dark art.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Having just had a belting curry for tea, I am an active participant of this dark art.

Just be careful, it’s all fun and games until it’s more than just hot air coming out…

 

[Haydn]

With Everton performing as if they have collectively followed through, a decent fart is one of the few joyous moments remaining.

A solitary rasper, having extreme volume, with phenomenal obnoxious odour content, was probably the highlight of a depressing Saturday.

Grateful for this thread, as I was in 2 minds to post on the match thread and share the joy.

Despite the loss, I was able to curl up in a bundle of laughter when the Mrs came in and gave it the big ewwwww wtf have you done ?

 

[Street end man]

One of my 11 second megapumps has seen dog turds flying for cover lol

 

[Jimishorts]

Be careful with that tablet your only supposed to be on it short term iwas on it for 15 years to treat reflux & a burst duodenal ulcer - now have stomach Fundus polyps chronic. Diahorea plus bleeding from my stomach now need an operation to remove larger ones had biopes they are not cancerous, ut painful & I need an iron Infusion as I am totally anemic . Oh to have a far withouta follow through

Joey this has to be the most inappropriate use of a smiling emoji ever on this fine forum.

 

[Micky_T]

Be careful with that tablet your only supposed to be on it short term iwas on it for 15 years to treat reflux & a burst duodenal ulcer - now have stomach Fundus polyps chronic. Diahorea plus bleeding from my stomach now need an operation to remove larger ones had biopes they are not cancerous, ut painful & I need an iron Infusion as I am totally anemic . Oh to have a far withouta follow through

I've been taking omeprozol for over 20 years and the only real side effect I've noticed is the ability to fart on demand. On any given day I can produce anything from a small waft to a paint stripping stench.

I never seem to fart in my sleep though. I'll always wake up with a desperate need to release whereas my wife only ever seems to fart in her sleep. Maybe it's a sign that we're a perfect match.

 

[Joey66]

I've been taking omeprozol for over 20 years and the only real side effect I've noticed is the ability to fart on demand. On any given day I can produce anything from a small waft to a paint stripping stench.

I never seem to fart in my sleep though. I'll always wake up with a desperate need to release whereas my wife only ever seems to fart in her sleep. Maybe it's a sign that we're a perfect match.

Google it mate I was fine then bang camera up camera down now bleeding again all clear on my 8 biopes but some need removal from my stomach 1/4 the dosage ofbthe acid in hi it or tablet too
Not everyone's the same but be careful

 

[Joey66]

Joey this has to be the most inappropriate use of a smiling emoji ever on this fine forum.

It's not great getting rogered 2 hours in the theater either then 8 biopes & farming blood

 

[Micky_T]

Google it mate I was fine then bang camera up camera down now bleeding again all clear on my 8 biopes but some need removal from my stomach 1/4 the dosage ofbthe acid in hi it or tablet too
Not everyone's the same but be careful

If it kills me it kills me. Dying due to problems up your arse seems like a pretty cool way to go.

Can't live forever

 

[Thomasc]

Sat around the pool on holiday in Portugal, lots of people around, my other half did a loud sneeze followed by a loud fart, tried to style it out and pretend it didn’t happen but my 14 year old daughter was absolutely pissing herself laughing to be fair she held what was left of her dignity quite well.

 

[maccavennie]

It's not great getting rogered 2 hours in the theater either then 8 biopes & farming blood

Who rogered you Joey, I'll file an official complaint for you if that's going on during an op!

Hope your ok

 

[maccavennie]

This thread is just superb. It just makes me cry with laughter with every little story told.

 

[Thomasc]

I had to go for a colonoscopy a couple of months ago. To give them room to manouevre they pump a load of air into your guts to inflate them. It took a good hour in the recovery room to deflate myself, but the nurses are thankfully well used to it and it's odourless.
Fascinating experience though, seeing inside your lower intestines on a 40" colour TV lol

I had one in May followed by an operation to remove a polyp in July. It’s so weird seeing the inside your intestines and watching the camera glide up your hairy hoop.

The Moviprep you have to drink the night before though I swear I shat some of my school dinner out from around 1983.

 

[Joey66]

If it kills me it kills me. Dying due to problems up your arse seems like a pretty cool way to go.

Can't live forever

It's in my stomach & will be done endroscpically if successful back home in two hours - fingers crossed all caused by a pill,,,,,

 

[BlueandWhite]

I had one in May followed by an operation to remove a polyp in July. It’s so weird seeing the inside your intestines and watching the camera glide up your hairy hoop.

The Moviprep you have to drink the night before though I swear I shat some of my school dinner out from around 1983.

Seeing the word Moviprep gives me chills even now, years on. Jesus what an experience that stuff is. Onset within about 5 minutes then a good 7 hours on the porcelain with a whole orchestra of noises. Crawling into bed after physically and mentally ruined feeling half the man you were before.