Some shenanigans definitely going on, no doubt a heap of ex Fylde players will lob up on loan looking for a suntan.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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I've just text Madonna and she's confirmed her song (which we all know as Tropical de Island breeze so don't pretend you know the real title ) was basically written for Real Zaragoza and demanded we use it.
I'm not one to argue with one of my ex wives so this will basically be our unofficial anthem.
Como puede ser verdad
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
I fell in love with San Pedro
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te dijo te amo
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
La la la la la la la
Te dijo te amo
La la la la la la la
El dijo que te ama
I'm not one to argue with one of my ex wives so this will basically be our unofficial anthem.
Como puede ser verdad
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
A young girl with eyes like the desert
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
I fell in love with San Pedro
Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me
Te dijo te amo
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
It all seems like yesterday, not far away
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La isla bonita
And when the samba played
The sun would set so high
Ring through my ears and sting my eyes
Your Spanish lullaby
La la la la la la la
Te dijo te amo
La la la la la la la
El dijo que te ama
Didn't read it all but brought a tear to the eye.
Glad I’m not the only one. I’m a blubbering mess right now. Muy afectivo
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Really sums up the el zargoes under Dunc. Poetry. I'm dreaming of the lads coming out to the sounds of castanets and flamingo guitar and these words. I didn't cry when our Marco cut his finger off in the Co Ops electric doors but I'll cry now.
Was in the co-op today, no ones bothered picking his finger up. Everyone just kinda walks around it giving it a sideways glance.
Yeah she thought it was the right thing to do after she seen my caravan on the roof of the stadium.
Even though we're divorced there's still a mutual respect and of course the physical chemistry has never gone away which is why I've got a restraining order on her where she cant come within 500 miles of me. That initally created an issue when she was on her UK tour like, so she bought me a caravan on the Isle of Skye back in 1989 which I go to every time she's in the UK
Like a Virgin lol always makes me laugh that song, she's a right minx!!!
lol
Hearing rumours Vinnie Bytheway is legally changing his name to Vinnie Por Cierto
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Rayo Vallecano vs Real Zaragoza
20th May 2035
There's a new face in the dugout and a face not many supporters know about but he has built a good reputation in England and now has it all to do in Spain. Ferguson took to the dugout for the first time in a match against difficult opposition. Bizarre weather conditions continued in Spain with light snow and -2°C. Ferguson went with his favoured 4-2-3-1 formation against promotion contenders Rayo Vallecano. Vallecano tried to open the scoring but Zaragoza were rigid and kept it tight at the back. Richard Alonso won it back for Zaragoza with a great interception and set off down the right, Flano took it and played it into the middle for Romero, Alvarez took it on the left and played it inside to Chus Abadias, he played it into the box, it deflected to Flano who unleashed a great left footed shot into the back of the net, 1-0! Zaragoza go in front! Ferguson shows his delight on the touchline! Zaragoza went in at half-time leading, so far looking comfortable in all areas of the pitch. Ferre came forward for Vallecano just after half-time hitting Zaragoza on the counter, he played it into the box for Montanari and he volleyed wide of the post. Vallecano had a corner on 61 minutes, Ferre played it into the box, Montanari tried to whip it to the back post but as Manzella tried to clear the ball he took the man and the referee gave a penalty. Camacho stepped up against Martinez and just managed to squeeze it in to level the scoring. Ferguson made a change in midfield with Juan coming off to be replaced by Israel Silva. Zubillaga was having a quiet game up front and was replaced by Xavier Alvarado on 78 minutes. The game went into four minutes added time, Vallecano were putting Zaragoza under late pressure, Silva done well clearing the danger from the corner but it was picked up by Nicolas who found Brocard, he pumped it into the box and Camacho fouled Manzella awarding a free-kick to Zaragoza. It's a point apiece in Ferguson's first game. An encouraging start for Zaragoza under Ferguson against a very good football team in Vallecano.
DF: It's a good start, the players performed well and earned a decent point. I feel the penalty decision was harsh, Manzella went for the ball and seemed to have got it first. Their player made the most of it and the referee was taken in by it. Overall I'm happy and pleased with how we conducted ourselves today.
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Three games to go in LaLiga 2, Zaragoza could secure their play-off place with a win in their next match away to Real Hispalis B. (Real Betis B)
20th May 2035
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There's a new face in the dugout and a face not many supporters know about but he has built a good reputation in England and now has it all to do in Spain. Ferguson took to the dugout for the first time in a match against difficult opposition. Bizarre weather conditions continued in Spain with light snow and -2°C. Ferguson went with his favoured 4-2-3-1 formation against promotion contenders Rayo Vallecano. Vallecano tried to open the scoring but Zaragoza were rigid and kept it tight at the back. Richard Alonso won it back for Zaragoza with a great interception and set off down the right, Flano took it and played it into the middle for Romero, Alvarez took it on the left and played it inside to Chus Abadias, he played it into the box, it deflected to Flano who unleashed a great left footed shot into the back of the net, 1-0! Zaragoza go in front! Ferguson shows his delight on the touchline! Zaragoza went in at half-time leading, so far looking comfortable in all areas of the pitch. Ferre came forward for Vallecano just after half-time hitting Zaragoza on the counter, he played it into the box for Montanari and he volleyed wide of the post. Vallecano had a corner on 61 minutes, Ferre played it into the box, Montanari tried to whip it to the back post but as Manzella tried to clear the ball he took the man and the referee gave a penalty. Camacho stepped up against Martinez and just managed to squeeze it in to level the scoring. Ferguson made a change in midfield with Juan coming off to be replaced by Israel Silva. Zubillaga was having a quiet game up front and was replaced by Xavier Alvarado on 78 minutes. The game went into four minutes added time, Vallecano were putting Zaragoza under late pressure, Silva done well clearing the danger from the corner but it was picked up by Nicolas who found Brocard, he pumped it into the box and Camacho fouled Manzella awarding a free-kick to Zaragoza. It's a point apiece in Ferguson's first game. An encouraging start for Zaragoza under Ferguson against a very good football team in Vallecano.
DF: It's a good start, the players performed well and earned a decent point. I feel the penalty decision was harsh, Manzella went for the ball and seemed to have got it first. Their player made the most of it and the referee was taken in by it. Overall I'm happy and pleased with how we conducted ourselves today.
PLAYER RATINGS
LEAGUE TABLE
Three games to go in LaLiga 2, Zaragoza could secure their play-off place with a win in their next match away to Real Hispalis B. (Real Betis B)
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
If anyone can, the flan man can! Flano in the goals again.
UTFRZ!
El Wardo out!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Real Hispalis vs Real Zaragoza
26th May 2035
Ferguson kept the same team that earned a point against Rayo Vallecano last weekend. A win for Zaragoza today could put them in a strong position for a play-off place. 29 minutes in and Flano played a great ball out wide for Alonso who got to the byline, he put it low into the box for Zubillaga to slot into the bottom left corner, 1-0 to Zaragoza! It was an incredible pass from 28 year old Ioseba Flano. Five minutes later, Abadias came down the left and lofted the ball over the top into the box for Richard Alonso to slot low and make it 2-0! Zubillaga took the corner on 46 minutes, one minute into added time, it was brought down by Juan who passed it to Flano, he found Juan with the return ball and he smashed it into the top left corner, 3-0! Zaragoza are coasting! Chus Abadias pulled up with a hamstring injury on 74 minutes and was replaced by Iban Garmendia. Zaragoza defended well and Martinez earned a clean sheet with a good performance in goal. Zaragoza will learn if they have claimed a play-off place when Numantia play tomorrow.
DF: That was attacking football at it's finest. We got the goals in the first half and after that we didn't really need to push ourselves too hard. I'd say we were comfortable in the second half and the finishing was clinical. Chus Abadias may miss the rest of the season as he has pulled his hamstring.
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Reus vs Numantia
26th May 2035
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Ferguson kept the same team that earned a point against Rayo Vallecano last weekend. A win for Zaragoza today could put them in a strong position for a play-off place. 29 minutes in and Flano played a great ball out wide for Alonso who got to the byline, he put it low into the box for Zubillaga to slot into the bottom left corner, 1-0 to Zaragoza! It was an incredible pass from 28 year old Ioseba Flano. Five minutes later, Abadias came down the left and lofted the ball over the top into the box for Richard Alonso to slot low and make it 2-0! Zubillaga took the corner on 46 minutes, one minute into added time, it was brought down by Juan who passed it to Flano, he found Juan with the return ball and he smashed it into the top left corner, 3-0! Zaragoza are coasting! Chus Abadias pulled up with a hamstring injury on 74 minutes and was replaced by Iban Garmendia. Zaragoza defended well and Martinez earned a clean sheet with a good performance in goal. Zaragoza will learn if they have claimed a play-off place when Numantia play tomorrow.
DF: That was attacking football at it's finest. We got the goals in the first half and after that we didn't really need to push ourselves too hard. I'd say we were comfortable in the second half and the finishing was clinical. Chus Abadias may miss the rest of the season as he has pulled his hamstring.
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Reus vs Numantia
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toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
There's only Juan..
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