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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Look at the state of our mascot ffs
A lion that appears to have fallen out of a big tree and hit every branch on the way down when it was a cub.
Nice to see @maccavennie got the club sponsor though
A lion that appears to have fallen out of a big tree and hit every branch on the way down when it was a cub.
Nice to see @maccavennie got the club sponsor though
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Is it on meth, its only got 2 teeth and eyes like dinner plates.
Big Dunc messaged me last season begging for my help as he needed to get more commercial revenue into the club. Called Tia, she called Brittany, she called Tiffany, Tiffany knocked at Sheila's and she got in touch with stick Vicky who was on a night out with Ricky because he's left Tasha now who was caught having a fivesome with Terry, Barry, Gary, Larry and Sally and Shady Shaun got wind of it and wired me some cash to give to big Dunc in return for me sorting out his kitchen units which have fallen off in his new 4 bed semi detached which has a front AND back garden.
I also managed to get that boss BBC1 show El Dorado to sponsor the shorts.....and then someone told me that show had stopped 20 years ago!!!! Good job I taped them on all VHS and have the complete series!!!
Good old sticky vicky. She might be 88 and have no arms but she can still throw a good dig when it gets tasty in the terraces.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Yes looks like we gave him a job as part of the ‘project ice’ rehabilitation scheme. I’m all for giving people a second chance but this makes us a laughing stock.
Used to be a superb darts player as well before "you know what happened".
I remember she had that grudge match with Eric Bristow in the Farmers Arms pub. Was winning by 2 legs and Eric asked for a break. Next thing you know it he was walloping her one against Barry's Butty Van and she cramped up and couldn't continue.
I've never seen Eric leg it down a street so fast as Vickys 4th husband Enrique caught them at it!!
It was amazing considering they were still going at it like rabbits while running away
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
He's not called the Crafty Cockney for nothing.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
JUAN CARLOS PEREZ HANDS IN TRANSFER REQUEST
Zaragoza were rocked with one week left in the window that starlet Juan Perez has submitted a transfer request due to his move to league leaders Eibar being turned down. 26 year old Perez is in very good form and has been part of the formidable partnership with Javi. Perez has a minimum fee release clause of £5.5M which Ferguson will want to ensure is met.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Got to be an April Fool's gag. Classic Perez windup.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Heard one of his classic wind ups is to lay a turd in each players boots before a big game. lolHas to not go to the toilet for 2 weeks beforehand in order to ensure that he is able to provide an adequate amount of faecal matter.lol Vintage Perez!
I heard he can curl himself up to fit in a microwave. Oozes class this fella.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
That’s not all he oozes