Good job I cryogenically froze my mum as I just had an inkling time travel was going to be a thing and I'd need her to do my ironing back in 2023
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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Good job I cryogenically froze my mum as I just had an inkling time travel was going to be a thing and I'd need her to do my ironing back in 2023
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £6m
Visionary dosent cover it tbh
ffs absolutely crying here lol
Thought they were banned after that pooning of Mr. Testicle
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
PRESS CONFERENCE
Sky Sports: With Sean Dyche unable to get Everton going this season, what makes you think you can do it differently?
DF: I know this club and I know these players. One thing I'm certain of is getting a change in form and I know how to get results, I've done it before and I know I can do it again.
Talksport: Sean Dyche wasn't given enough time to put his stamp on things, do you fear the worst?
DF: If things aren't going right, there's always going to be changes, it's a cutthroat industry and we as managers know the pressure that comes with such a huge club like Everton. I can't comment on what happened with Sean but I know we Evertonians don't want to be around the bottom half. We are a massive club and we have a fantastic fan base, I think we have a squad here that can really kick on. It's not going to be easy, it never is, it's going to be hard work and the players need to be disciplined.
BBC: Realistically, what are your aims this season?
DF: Stability, first and foremost. Secondly, to build on the club's league position and to get the best out of our players to see improvement on the field.
Liverpool Echo: Your first game is away to Tottenham, how is the match preparation going?
DF: We've got an almost fully fit squad, Dele Alli is still a few weeks away from training but we are looking healthy and are able to get to work today to start our plans for Saturday.
Sky Sports: With Sean Dyche unable to get Everton going this season, what makes you think you can do it differently?
DF: I know this club and I know these players. One thing I'm certain of is getting a change in form and I know how to get results, I've done it before and I know I can do it again.
Talksport: Sean Dyche wasn't given enough time to put his stamp on things, do you fear the worst?
DF: If things aren't going right, there's always going to be changes, it's a cutthroat industry and we as managers know the pressure that comes with such a huge club like Everton. I can't comment on what happened with Sean but I know we Evertonians don't want to be around the bottom half. We are a massive club and we have a fantastic fan base, I think we have a squad here that can really kick on. It's not going to be easy, it never is, it's going to be hard work and the players need to be disciplined.
BBC: Realistically, what are your aims this season?
DF: Stability, first and foremost. Secondly, to build on the club's league position and to get the best out of our players to see improvement on the field.
Liverpool Echo: Your first game is away to Tottenham, how is the match preparation going?
DF: We've got an almost fully fit squad, Dele Alli is still a few weeks away from training but we are looking healthy and are able to get to work today to start our plans for Saturday.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
A new day
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Booooo!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I did not expect to read this news today.
Mind you, he'll shift Dele off loan and terrify the independent commission to not give us any points deductions.
Up the effin' caramelos.
Only thing more bizarre would be him taking over at the vegan weirdos Forest Green.
@The Penalty Box Dancer can we have an update picture like on the first page
Just to be sure we're all in the same multiverse.
Just to be sure we're all in the same multiverse.
Do we know what year we are in yet?
I feel like I've used up my lifetimes worth of alcohol and drugs experiments and God's pointed his finger at me and said "macca, STOP! It's time for a reset and I'm going to take you back to October 25th 1985 and you'll have to start this life all over again". "Oh and don't use Plutonium for your time machine yer massive tit"
I feel like I've used up my lifetimes worth of alcohol and drugs experiments and God's pointed his finger at me and said "macca, STOP! It's time for a reset and I'm going to take you back to October 25th 1985 and you'll have to start this life all over again". "Oh and don't use Plutonium for your time machine yer massive tit"
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
It’s lucky this as I’ve always had a soft spot for the toffers. Proper old school football team. My dad used to wax lyrical about Tony Hibbert dancing up the wing before firing a lethal cross into the top tier and how the fans all blew raspberries when Tom Howard took a goal kick.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Quit it with your anti-plutonium agenda hippy!
The greatest minds of 2043 fought for our rights of access to unlimited quantities of weapons grade plutonium and paid with their lives.
Rest in piece Donald, Greta, Jordan, Joe R and cyber-Elon. We'll never allow the menace of the three Jeremys rise up again. Oh Corbyn, Vine and Clarkson your treachery makes Hitler, Stallin and Suella Bravermam look like naughty non gender specific woke scouts.
What year is it again?