Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
My mind is blown.We are back in the present time.
My mind is blown.We are back in the present time.
So's mine. If Dunc had carried on much longer at Fylde, they'd be taking him to the dugout in his coffin!My mind is blown.
It's what he potentially would have wanted if he'd probably have existed in this theoretical timeline on the balance of probabilities.So's mine. If Dunc had carried on much longer at Fylde, they'd be taking him to the dugout in his coffin!
Everton vs Chelsea
27th November 2023
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Ferguson's second game and first back in front of the Goodison faithful. Seamus Coleman returned to the fold after injury and James Garner came in for the injured Amadou Onana. Andre Gomes made the bench hoping for a chance to revive his Everton career. Everton were nearly one down after 36 seconds after Sterling was played in down the right but Pickford saved at the near post. It's all coming down Coleman's side in the opening minutes and Sterling is beating him every time. Mykolenko had space on the left and room to get the cross in, he found Calvert-Lewin in the box who headed past Sanchez to make it 1-0 on 13 minutes! Coleman won the ball back from Sterling which earned the praise of the crowd and played it back to Tarkowski who passed forward to Doucoure, he tried to pass back to Tarkowski but didn't see Jackson intercept and slot past Pickford to equalise on 29 minutes. Doucoure gave it away again a few minutes later to Caicedo and he played in Madueke, with a cut back to Enzo Fernanes but Pickford saved comfortably. Coleman was playing better winning the bacll back in key areas, he got it to Harrison who passed to McNeil and then fed it down the left for the run of Mykolenko, his low cross into the box found the left foot of Danjuma who slotted into the bottom right corner! 2-1 to Everton! James came down the Everton left beating Doucoure with the cross, Madueke got it in the area and his shot deflected off Tarkowski and beat Pickford to make it 2-2. What a first half at Goodison Park! Two minutes later Cole Palmaer played a through ball for Jackson which had Tarkowski beaten and he put it past Pickford to give Chelsea the lead. Chelsea were on fire and it was hard to contain them, Madueke's ball from the right into the box was good enough for Jackson to toe poke it past Pickford making it 4-2 on 55 minutes. Ashley Young came on for Jack Harrison with 30 minutes to go. It was well and truly over for Everton with 15 minutes to go when Cole Palmer had space to curl one into the bottom left corner from the edge of the 18 yard box, not even a challenge. Jackson got his second 9 minutes later holding off Branthwaite to slot, embarrassing for Everton now. Calvert-Lewin almost got a goal back but he hit the pot from Danjuma's cross. Everton had nowhere to hide after falling apart in the second half, in what was a close game in the first. Chelsea were far too good for their opponents and work is needed at Everton.
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Sheffield United vs Everton
2nd December 2023
A 17:30 kick-off at Bramall Lane and with Brentford and Burnley picking up wins this afternoon, Everton dropped into the bottom three prior to kick-off. Changes were made with a midfield three of Gueye, Doucoure and Garner. Dele was back from injury and named on the bench this evening. Doucoure had a chance on 35 minutes when he took the ball down in the box from Garner's corner, his shot was saved at the post and players in the box were begging for the ball across. Everton were getting corners in the first half, Garner's ball to the near post found Branthwaite but his header was easy for the keeper. Everton were the better side but on 56 minutes they were caught out by Robinson's long throw which Norwood got on to and scored from a tight angle making it 1-0 to the home side. McBurnie played it wide to Baldock and with a first time pass to find Archer who put it past Pickford making it 2-0 with 20 minutes to go. Everton made the change with less thsn 20 minutes to go, Beto came on for Doucoure and Fereguson went two up top. It was all Everton now and they looked more fluid. Dele was on for Everton and was dictating the play, he got the ball out wide on the right and put in a good ball for Calvert-Lewin to nod in at the far post! 2-1 and Everton in with a late shout! Everton threw everything they had at Sheffield United but they defended very well and tonight they took all three points.
Sky Sports: Duncan, not a great night tonight but the performance was better. Dele made the difference when he came on, does he get a start against Crystal Palace?
DF: Dele offered a lot in the short time he was on the pitch and done his best to move us forward, we got a goal out of it and he got an assist. He done well tonight but the main thing was getting the points which we didn't get.
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Crystal Palace vs Everton
5th December 2023
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Tuesday night football at Selhurst Park and three desperate points required for The Toffees. Ferguson made changes bringing Ashley Young in at Left Back and Nathan Patterson at Right Back. As predicted, Dele got a start in the midfield three and Beto led the line for the Blues. Good starr for Everton, Young with a cut back to Doucoure who shoots just over after the first minute. Eze took the ball in the opposition half on 35 minutes, Tarkowski wasn't quick enough to step out and it was played through the middle for Edouard who got between Patterson and Branthwaite to make it 1-0. Everton hit back a minute later when Young played the free-kick to the far post and Tarkowski's header bounced into the back of the net! Everton cleared the Palace danger on 38 minutes and Dele took it down, he played a fantastic forward ball for Beto who beat the last man and dinked it over Henderson to make it 2-1 to Everton! Was he offside? VAR will check. The Palace players surround the referee. The VAR decision came back - no goal! Everton made subs in the last 20 minutes, Godfrey replaced Branthwaite, Harrison replaced McNeil and Garner came on for an injured Doucoure. It's Dominic Calvert-Lewin on for Beto with 10 to go. 96 minutes gone, Young with a free-kick on the edge of the 18 yard box, it took a deflection off Ward to go out for a corner. Garner's corner came to nothing and it is looking like it's a point apiece. The game came to an end and Ferguson picked up his first point as Everton manager, surely things can only get better?
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I've just woken up and read that 2-6 as 2-0 through my bleary eyes. Days ruined now mate and I hope your Wednesday wife gives you a savage beating6 f*****g 2 against Chelsea, is he bloody Roberto Martinez in disguise!!!!
We've just done 457 years watching him.with Fylde and it looks like he'll be out on his arse by 4:57pm after the mancs game if we don't get a result.
Making Jackson looking like a prime Terry Henry and Derek Drogba rolled into one ffs
So is mine, been reading this thread for five years and can’t wait for the end of this story,hope to fxxk it’s got a happy endingMy mind is blown.
I've just woken up and read that 2-6 as 2-0 through my bleary eyes. Days ruined now mate and I hope your Wednesday wife gives you a savage beating![]()