Has there been any rifts in the squad or they generally get on pretty well ?
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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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#MURDERINGSCUM
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson wiped his brow with relief as the murder charges tabled against him were quietly dropped. The dark forces that were at play were once more toying with him. The referee that he thought he had killed had been seen refereeing other games. Had he even killed him? Or, were the dark forces which seemed to have AFC Fylde within their grasp capable of much more?
His 'team' had been performing well. As much as he hated to admit it, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was impressed with the ability of the hell demons to play football. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson knew he had to keep up appearances, despite knowing the true nature of the one eyed Kopite media. Whenever he spoke to them, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had to resist the urge to discharge the shotgun he know carried as a matter of course deep into their mouths. Whatever part these creatures had to play in this infernal plot, he did not know. Until the pieces fell into place he had to demonstrate the survival instincts that had kept him on numerous Everton coaching staffs.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson neded to know why these Demons had chosen football as their chosen method of world domination. Normally he stayed away from the hell beasts subterranean changing room at the training ground. However, the Demons seemed to be more agitated and spoke of 'The FA CUP WITH BUDWEISER' more and more. The sight he saw when he entered their changing room turned his stomach.
The Hell Beast squad were readily drinking the official beer of the FA Cup. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had never seen anyone drinking the foul liquid voluntary. Truly, it must be linked more and more to the evil plot that Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was finding himself part of.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson backed quietly out of the room. Going to his tactics board, he began to write down what he knew.
What was Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson missing? What Tied them all together? Confused, he called noted Demonlogist Darren Huckerby. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson knew Huck's presence could get to the bottom of this.
His 'team' had been performing well. As much as he hated to admit it, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was impressed with the ability of the hell demons to play football. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson knew he had to keep up appearances, despite knowing the true nature of the one eyed Kopite media. Whenever he spoke to them, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had to resist the urge to discharge the shotgun he know carried as a matter of course deep into their mouths. Whatever part these creatures had to play in this infernal plot, he did not know. Until the pieces fell into place he had to demonstrate the survival instincts that had kept him on numerous Everton coaching staffs.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson neded to know why these Demons had chosen football as their chosen method of world domination. Normally he stayed away from the hell beasts subterranean changing room at the training ground. However, the Demons seemed to be more agitated and spoke of 'The FA CUP WITH BUDWEISER' more and more. The sight he saw when he entered their changing room turned his stomach.
The Hell Beast squad were readily drinking the official beer of the FA Cup. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had never seen anyone drinking the foul liquid voluntary. Truly, it must be linked more and more to the evil plot that Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was finding himself part of.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson backed quietly out of the room. Going to his tactics board, he began to write down what he knew.
What was Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson missing? What Tied them all together? Confused, he called noted Demonlogist Darren Huckerby. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson knew Huck's presence could get to the bottom of this.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Seem to get on pretty well. Got a good bunch of lads. It's early days yet
loving this guys, great work. enjoying the plot and sub-plot too
I don't think you quite understand the stakes, this is a brave move in Bid Dunc's career and the fragile balance between good and evil is about to be disturbed.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Will be back on in a couple of hours guys.
Coming up:
Gateshead (h) 4th place
Leyton Orient (a) league leaders
Coming up:
Gateshead (h) 4th place
Leyton Orient (a) league leaders
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Crunch time - this will really show us how the season might pan out.
This thread is far more betterer than what I woulda expected.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Really? Thanks, inspires me to keep going.
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £6m
Wonder will Dunc try hold onto Danny Kane when his loan is up in January or send him back to Cork?
I love how this thread has diversified from an FM story about Duncan Ferguson to a Batman like epic about Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson, football manager by day, kopite monster slayer by night and his loyal sidekick/coach/demonologist Darren Huckerby.
Until Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson shows he can do it against the top teams in the division then I'm holding back from giving Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson too much praise.
For all we know Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson could be an utter fraud riding on the tailcoats of the new manager bounce.
For all we know Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson could be an utter fraud riding on the tailcoats of the new manager bounce.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I like that he's starting at the bottom of the footballing pyramid. Shows guts and determination to pull Fylde up to the level they deserve. If he gets them up a division, then he'll have the championship teams and league 1 teams on the blower throwing offers at him like confetti. I think the Huck has a nice balance of personalities with Big Dunc. I think this could be a winning formula.
Big 2 matches coming up. And smash them Vegans in the cup and who knows, people might sit up an notice.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Brilliant mate.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
DOMINANCE!
AFC FYLDE LOOKED REMARKABLY INCREDIBLE AFTER DISMANTLING GATESHEAD IN THEIR LATEST NATIONAL LEAGUE FIXTURE. TWO GOALS WHICH BOTH CAME FROM CROSSES FROM THE FULL-BACKS WERE ENOUGH TO GIVE THE COASTERS VICTORY. IT WAS A COMPLETELY ONE-SIDED GAME AND IT'S TIME THE REST OF THE LEAGUE START TO PAY ATTENTION!
FOUR DAYS LATER THE TEAM TRAVEL TO LEYTON ORIENT.
AFC FYLDE LOOKED REMARKABLY INCREDIBLE AFTER DISMANTLING GATESHEAD IN THEIR LATEST NATIONAL LEAGUE FIXTURE. TWO GOALS WHICH BOTH CAME FROM CROSSES FROM THE FULL-BACKS WERE ENOUGH TO GIVE THE COASTERS VICTORY. IT WAS A COMPLETELY ONE-SIDED GAME AND IT'S TIME THE REST OF THE LEAGUE START TO PAY ATTENTION!
FOUR DAYS LATER THE TEAM TRAVEL TO LEYTON ORIENT.