JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Bloody hell. Who’s this looker?
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
If the meat content is more than 10% I’ll be amazed.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
10% penguin meat
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd sign for that.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
P-p-pick up a p-p-penguin for me too if there's any left.
20% feral cat.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Bloody hell, this pies getting better by the minute.
Look at the penicillin on that one. Our medical/nutrition staff are tops
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
AFC Fylde vs West Bromich Albion
30th July 2033
The new season was upon us! Fylde back in The Championship taking on relegated West Brom. Ferguson handed debuts to Reece James and Macaully Hunt. Chris Brookes and Scott Redshaw were named amongst the substitutes. Mill Farm was a cauldron of noise as the match got underway, both sides shaking off the rust in the opening 15 minutes. Reece James played the free-kick short to Bytheway on the right wing, he ran forward unopposed and crossed in for Henderson who belted home on opening day, 1-0! The Fylde legend is off the mark! West Brom tried to hit back but Jimmy Dube was stopping shots from everywhere. Reece James took the ball from Dube and played it forward to Bytheway, he looked up and found Henderson arriving in the box, the ball came over and Henderson slotted to get his second and make it 2-0! Hunt played it wide to Bytheway and he pumped it into the box for Carey but it was headed away, Hunt picked it up and the crowd urged him to shoot, he thumped it on his right foot with power towards goal and the keeper could only get a hand to it but couldn't stop it, 3-0! Fylde were playing very well, on 63 minutes Macaully Hunt indicated to come off with an injury and was replaced by Declan Marshall, what a debut for Hunt. Scott Redshaw replaced Russell Carey with 20 minutes to go. The football on show was incredible, Bytheway and Marshall made some nice passes before Marshall gave it to McKimm-Forster who curled it into the top left corner from 18 yards! 4-0! Fylde are rampant! What a result for Fylde on their first day in The Championship!
DF: Nobody expected that! We were by far the better team and I'm blown away by that performance. Everything worked brilliantly. It's a great start but we have been here before and as the season went on we found it tough so we just need to keep ourselves grounded and remind ourselves of what we need to do each week.
PLAYER RATINGS
30th July 2033
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The new season was upon us! Fylde back in The Championship taking on relegated West Brom. Ferguson handed debuts to Reece James and Macaully Hunt. Chris Brookes and Scott Redshaw were named amongst the substitutes. Mill Farm was a cauldron of noise as the match got underway, both sides shaking off the rust in the opening 15 minutes. Reece James played the free-kick short to Bytheway on the right wing, he ran forward unopposed and crossed in for Henderson who belted home on opening day, 1-0! The Fylde legend is off the mark! West Brom tried to hit back but Jimmy Dube was stopping shots from everywhere. Reece James took the ball from Dube and played it forward to Bytheway, he looked up and found Henderson arriving in the box, the ball came over and Henderson slotted to get his second and make it 2-0! Hunt played it wide to Bytheway and he pumped it into the box for Carey but it was headed away, Hunt picked it up and the crowd urged him to shoot, he thumped it on his right foot with power towards goal and the keeper could only get a hand to it but couldn't stop it, 3-0! Fylde were playing very well, on 63 minutes Macaully Hunt indicated to come off with an injury and was replaced by Declan Marshall, what a debut for Hunt. Scott Redshaw replaced Russell Carey with 20 minutes to go. The football on show was incredible, Bytheway and Marshall made some nice passes before Marshall gave it to McKimm-Forster who curled it into the top left corner from 18 yards! 4-0! Fylde are rampant! What a result for Fylde on their first day in The Championship!
DF: Nobody expected that! We were by far the better team and I'm blown away by that performance. Everything worked brilliantly. It's a great start but we have been here before and as the season went on we found it tough so we just need to keep ourselves grounded and remind ourselves of what we need to do each week.
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The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
JOHN JONES
24 year old Left Back John Jones is a target for Championship side Millwall and with days remaining in the window, Lions boss Liam Bailey is determined to get his man. Duncan Ferguson has repeatedly issued a hands off warning to all clubs and has assured everyone that John Jones is going nowhere. Ferguson believes Jones is essential to his plans for survival this season.
24 year old Left Back John Jones is a target for Championship side Millwall and with days remaining in the window, Lions boss Liam Bailey is determined to get his man. Duncan Ferguson has repeatedly issued a hands off warning to all clubs and has assured everyone that John Jones is going nowhere. Ferguson believes Jones is essential to his plans for survival this season.
Jonesy is going nowhere, he's a top fella.
Plus he's currently in "the cage" under my stairs.
Rest assured he's going nowhere
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
JOHN JONES
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Liam Bailey is a mentalist
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
JOHN JONES TRANSFER CONFIRMED
With just one day to go in the transfer window, John Jones has signed for Millwall for a record fee of £2.2M. Sources close to the club believe there is a massive rift between Kevin Ward and Duncan Ferguson over the sale of one of the clubs best players. More to follow.
With just one day to go in the transfer window, John Jones has signed for Millwall for a record fee of £2.2M. Sources close to the club believe there is a massive rift between Kevin Ward and Duncan Ferguson over the sale of one of the clubs best players. More to follow.
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